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Unorthodox Warri girl|Oma Iwere |Chef|Christ lover|Cake Lover|Arsenal girlie|Business page @SoupaBowl_

Joined June 2020
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I’m still taking Christmas orders
Hello soupabowl fam, we bring you glad tidings 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽 From now until December 23rd we will be taking Christmas Day orders so help spread the word !!!!!
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“Period boobs” are really the only plus side of this thing and even that one sef kmt. 0/100 experience fr
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Nothing like getting your pvc and voting wisely
nothing like collapsed doggy man
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No kink-shaming but I judge women who enjoy cnc. Wdym by that?
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"It's fine" me wey don know my place
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congrats this is an original experience
just remembered i had a huge crush on goodluck jonathan when i was a child. what the fuck
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she look like one of the gangster cats from tom & jerry 😭
Zandaya in Marc Jacobs
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Instead of being a woke Christian, why not just convert to Islam? At least they're unbelievers like you too.
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oh bitch we not finna act like obama wasn’t fine shit
America’s first HOT president 🤞🏻
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A lot of us, including moderate Muslims, tried to warn you. You called us Islamophobic instead.
The Muslim Brotherhood has congratulated Abdul El-Sayed on his victory Abdel Mawgoud al-Dardiri, a top leader, says his win is a model for Muslims working "from within the political system" on behalf of the "Islamic world"
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"There's no christian genocide in Nigeria". God will punish all of you
She ran under a hail of bullets while in labour. On June 21st, Longdi ThankGod arrived at the hospital to give birth to her first child. Minutes later, terrorists stormed that same hospital. Inside the reception, they killed her husband, her in-laws, her doctor, and her taxi driver. Longdi escaped through an emergency exit while in active labour. Under gunfire, she ran 500 meters and delivered her baby alone in the bush. She named him Naankibanmun — "God helped us." He was orphaned on the day he was born, in the place he was supposed to meet his father. Three months later, Longdi is still living with the trauma. We cannot look away.
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i can’t believe bill gates named that company after his penis
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I’m sorry but is everybody mad? Why has harassment in the name of content become so normalized? What is funny about this??
Father of the year award goes to…😂😂
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IZZY ODIGIE x FIREBOY DML THIS FRIDAY 😭🔥
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We endorse this message. ✌🏾
You have PVC o You don’t have PVC o Come out on Election Day! Let those who can, vote And those who can’t, help voters defend their votes.
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islamists have killed at least 6000+ people in Nigeria in 2026 alone, based on reported figures. What the hell do you mean?
You overestimate the capabilities of Islamists too damn much😭
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Please help us bring Victoress home🙏🏾
Kidnapping has become so normalized in this country that it no longer makes the news. 2 of my friends were kidnapped on their way to Ibadan and it’s not even making the news. Fuck APC for real, ruined this country
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Do I have muslim friends? Yeah, love them Do I think Islam as a religion is very problematic? Also yes
you’ll think someone is your friend, next thing you’ll see them writing islamophobic essays 🙂‍↔️🧍‍♂️
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Nigerians will see exploitation and convince themselves that they're witnessing progress. They're taking your shit, repackaging it with their faces on it because they don't want to see yours, and you're here shouting "Afrobeats to the world!"
AFROBEATS TO THE WORLD! 🌎🤩
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"Islamophobia" I pity all of you. No be for here Atiku Abubakar delete tweet? Abi una don forget? "Islamophobia" kor, islamolobe nii. Nothing pisses me off more than the seemingly "progressives" supporting all these nonsense, you wey dem fit don off if you dey live for Jos.
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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