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When you find out your client had another kid because there is a new person covered only half the year on the 1095-B #TaxTwitter #2ndKid

Want to make me cry? Then let's do Roth Conver planning with both YOU AND YOUR ADVISOR but hey let's no one mention the sale of your house for $2.5m #fucktaxplanning #TaxTwitter

There is a special place in hell for people who don't reconcile their bank account on a monthly basis. #TaxTwitter

I'm on the team!!! #TaxTwitter

A client's bookkeeper just suggested we report interest income on the balance sheet in a "fake" bank account next to the main bank account because "then we can see the total interest we've made" and they seem serious and now I'm very afraid. #taxtwitter

This is a really nice box." The oldest-oldie thing I've said lately.

If your new CPA has a copy of the return I prepared, which includes your depreciation schedules, and they still want to know if we reported book or tax depreciation, maybe jumping ship for someone cheaper isn't gonna go how you think it's gonna go #TaxTwitter

My daughter just left for her last day of school of her senior year. I'm really gonna miss these barely contained expressions of distain when I have the audacity to ask if she will be home for dinner. #TaxTwitter #Classof2023

When the Controller is giving you review notes on the month end financials and you have to explain how double entry bookkeeping works #TaxTwitter #idonthavetimeforthisnonsense

When bitching about your fee goes awry: C: why is there an additional charge for x form? I had this last year and you didn't charge me for it then M: I didn't realize your invoice last year didn't include this. Thanks for calling to my attention. I will look into it #taxtwitter

Hey #taxtwitter - I'm looking for a recommendation for a CPA who is familiar with the Florida AHCA - Proof of Financial Ability to Operate

When the snow finally melts but tax season isn't over yet #taxtwitter #Minnesota

Another day, another fantastic tax season lunch of leftover chicken fingers and root beer. #TaxTwitter #EatWhatWeGot

Me: your fee is 1 gazillion dollars. Client: what?!?! Why?!? M: you made changes to your Schedule C four different times, and every time you changed "just one number" it changed 15 other lines in your return. C: but I only changed 1 number! #taxtwitter

If you can't respond to my requests because you are on spring break in Hawaii with your 4 kids, and when you get back and finally get around to calling me and I tell you that you owe $50k, and you have the nerve to be mad at ME - you can fuck right off. #TaxTwitter

Absolutely losing my mind trying to figure out why the AOC isn't calculating. And then I realize I've got the box checked to optimize the LLC instead and this is why tired CPAs beg all you mofos to extend. #TaxTwitter

I've started limit my client meetings to just Mondays in an effort to reduce my crying at my desk to just 1 day a week. #TaxTwitter

I have a giant bag of candy sitting on the "in-not-started" shelf and it feels like the candy transfer that happens every time I pull a file isn't the good idea I thought it was gonna be. #TaxTwitter

I'm always so damn surprised and disappointed when I look in the freezer and find no #DairyQueen treats inside. I mean, I didn't actually go to DQ, or buy any ice cream, but still, huge disappointment. #TaxTwitter

Another day preparing client 1099s. Am I right??? #taxtwitter