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Manchester, England
Joined June 2010
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..continuing into 2022 as well 💆🏾🙅🏾‍♂️
Staying out of women’s business all 2021 ✌🏽👌🏾
PinchMySeedAndLetMeBleed retweeted
Cristiano Ronaldo's 2008 season will never be matched 🏆 Now officially the greatest season of all-time 🐐🔥
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PinchMySeedAndLetMeBleed retweeted
2008 Cristiano Ronaldo has been voted as the best Ballon d’Or of all time by the public 🏆 At Man Utd in the 2007/08 season, he achieved: 🏆 Premier League 🏆 Champions League ⚽ 42 goals 🎯 8 assists 👟 Premier League Golden Boot 👟 Champions League Top Scorer 👟 European Golden Shoe 🥇 Premier League Player of the Season 🥇 PFA Players' Player of the Year 🥇 FWA Footballer of the Year 🥇 UEFA Club Footballer of the Year 🥇 FIFA World Player of the Year
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No Chinese entity or tradesman nuh out here weh do electrical work? Plumbing work? Need one ASAP
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Reliable and tradesman in Jamaica comeen like water and oil to bumboraasclaat
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PinchMySeedAndLetMeBleed retweeted
Incredible numbers from your 2026 Men's Ballon d'Or winner 🤩
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I NEVER WANNA HEAR THE WORDS “GRIMSBY TOWN” EVER AGAIN!!!
Fleetwood town you know 😭😭
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Ozempic is causing people’s vaginas to fall out of their bodies😭😭😭😂😂😂. What is the correlation between the pelvic floor and Ozempic????
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Ozempic does not cause vaginas to fall out or directly trigger prolapse. Reported pelvic floor or vulvar changes are indirect effects of rapid weight loss, muscle loss or constipation, not the drug itself. healthline.com/health-news/oz… medicalnewstoday.com/articles/ozemp… contemporaryobgyn.net/view/jessica-y… embracephysio.sg/ozempic-pelvic…
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I always found the name of this party funny LOL
Israeli PM and Likud leader Benjamin Netanyahu continues to call on supporters to get out and vote. In a social media post, he said there were four hours “to save Israel.” 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/bd2ca9
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Unacknowledged bias or poor reasoning ability 🤷🏾‍♂️
you guys are really trying to act like a player with 81 g/a in 65 matches plus won titles with his club didn’t deserve the Ballon d’Or, you’re crazy. Kane got 73 goals & 8 assists in 65 matches but him winning it is a robbery? you cannot be biased to this point.
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PinchMySeedAndLetMeBleed retweeted
Where do I begin? That was an evening I'll never forget. It’s an incredible honour to receive the Ballon d’Or award after a year full of goals, trophies and special milestones. Thank you to all the staff and my teammates at @england and @fcbayern, as well as family, friends and everyone who’s supported me – this wouldn’t be possible without you all. Thank you to everyone who has sent a kind message, social media post - I appreciate every single one of them. This will live long in the memory. 🙌🏆❤️
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PinchMySeedAndLetMeBleed retweeted
Harry Kane is the best English player of his generation — his country’s all-time leading scorer, joint-most capped player, and winner of the World Cup Golden Boot. He is Tottenham Hotspur’s all-time leading scorer, has scored the second-most goals in Premier League history, and is the fastest ever player to reach 100 Bundesliga goals. This is how a child from Chingford, released by Arsenal as a child, became the world's best player — the winner of the Ballon d'Or. Today @jwhitey98 cycled from where Kane grew up to the awards venue at the London Palladium, stopping at parks, schools, clubs and places that helped shape the Bayern Munich forward. 🔗 nyti.ms/3WNovq6
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Oooooh 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
JAŸ-Z SUPER BOWL LXI HALFTIME SHOW FEBRUARY 14, 2027 🚨
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PinchMySeedAndLetMeBleed retweeted
Absolutely delighed for Harry Kane, mainly because his form has become normalised way too easily. A freak season of 73 goals, only beaten once in history in the top five leagues. That was Messi and he is an alien.
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PinchMySeedAndLetMeBleed retweeted
Since the start of last season, Harry Kane has… Broken the record for the fewest games needed to score 100 Bundesliga goals (98). Equalled the record for the most caps for England (125). Become the first player in Bundesliga history to finish as the top goalscorer in each of his first three seasons in the competition. Become just the second player after Cristiano Ronaldo to score in 10 consecutive Champions League games. Scored 69 goals in 60 games for Bayern. And now become the first English player to win the Ballon d’Or in 25 years. They once called him a one season wonder. 🤯
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ASAP.
We need a psyc eval for the delusional people that genuinely thought Yamal deserved that 😭
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PinchMySeedAndLetMeBleed retweeted
2 - Only two players from Europe’s top-five leagues have reached 70+ goals across club and country in a single season this century: Lionel Messi in 2011/12 (82 goals) Harry Kane in 2025/26 (73 goals) Virtuosos.
HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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PinchMySeedAndLetMeBleed retweeted
61 - Harry Kane scored 61 goals in all competitions in the 2025-26 season, 19 more than any other player in Europe’s big-five leagues. It was the most by a player in a season since Cristiano Ronaldo scored 61 for Real Madrid in 2014-15. Rewarded.
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PinchMySeedAndLetMeBleed retweeted
Bunny Shaw finishes third in the 2026 Ballon d’Or 🌟 Congratulations, Bunny! 🩵
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