B. Dunn-Hunt. (𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘐.𝘛.)

"— 𝑇𝘩𝑖𝑠 𝑖𝑠 𝑎 𝑏𝑎𝑑 𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑎." ✦ Benjamin Dunn / Benji the Lifesaver ✦ Mission Impossible / Spy Verse Friendly ✦ Often found in closets, behind screens, and chasing Ethan ✦ Tired of this sh*t already | MI RP | 18+ | ComradeQueer |

Benji has been banned from playing Resident Evil in the living room on account of his 'uncontrollable giggling' over Leon Kennedy. A fair yet cruel ruling. . .

<— The peaceful look of a field-trained agent who lied whilst attached to electrodes for months on end regarding his allegiance to Ethan Hunt. "Hello, darling, what have you got there?"

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Happy Pride Month! And remember, it's always ethically okay to beat up those who attempt to mistreat you on the basis of your sexuality or gender expression.

TXT: Sweetheart. 💚 [ Gay as an umbrella term, not the dictionary definition of your existence, you pedant. ] [ Love you. ]

TXT: Sweetheart. 💚 [ I'm the raccoon. That's me calling you gay, affectionately. 🦝❤️ ]

TXT: Sweetheart. 💚 [ IMG ATTACHMENT ]

Of course not. Fish can't legally get married ( yet ).

Ha ha, very funny. As long as he's back by 2PM for this delicious ( and sad, and low carb ) meal, that's fine.

He's having a wonderful time with the keychain. He's preparing a romantic, hearty lunch for the keychain as they speak - even though Benji thinks that the keychain's preference for lean fats and minimal oil is a pain in the arse when making a Sunday roast. He'll do it anyway.

Le Poisson Steve is his new husband. Take it up with the keychain.

Opening up applications for a new husband, one who DOESN'T disrespect the tiny 3D fish that he prints. ( This is a joke. If another man perceives him, he'll scream ).

That's called misplacing them.

The 3D fish will constitute as a little friend who lives on Ethan's keys so he stops misplacing them.

3D-printing an orange fish for Ethan as they speak.

He's been singing Le Poisson Steve to Ethan so much that there is now a sincere risk of divorce on the horizon.

😘 !

Is Ethan really complaining about having a little more British in him? He wasn't complaining about having British in him last night when—. [ THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN REDACTED ]

He's at least a quarter British by the grace of Benji's dual citizenship! It was Brexit. So sorry. So sad.

Mm—, his visitation rights were permanently revoked. Passport burned. Brexit was responsible, probably. Too bad, so sad.