Husband and father. Former edgelord, current know-it-all. Totally not family of badgers in a human suit. Earning a BA in Special Education. Vote Blue.

Chicagoland
Joined March 2011
Anyone seen what’s going on in the Tx Senate race? Reps are spending tons of money trying to win in a state they've held for decades. They're not saying why they should vote for Ken Paxton. They're saying why you shouldn’t vote for James Talarico. What are they so worried about?
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Are we supposed to clutch our pearls now and scream that Motel 6 is real America?
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Can I just fast-forward to next Wednesday so that we all have an idea what happened?
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Fun fact: Con man is short for "confidence man."
VANCE: We are self-confident men. The president has said a lot about the physiques of everyone lately and I am proud…
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Leon saying the election was rigged is all the proof I need that it was legitimate.
Bolsonaro is contesting the election results, alleging it was rigged. So is Musk, saying the same thing. Whiny men need to go live on an isolated island.
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I hate Daylight Saving, and no one will ever convince me that it's a good thing. Don't even try and argue it with me. It won't work.
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Eric the Deep State Operative retweeted
In case facts still matter
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"Is not my fault that most is the country is too poor to manipulate the stock market like we are." -Hassett, probably
Kevin Hassett was on Fox News yesterday insisting that actually, the economy is incredible
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DJT: Let them hit LA. Let them hit LA. Let them hit San Diego. Media: He didn't mean it like that. DJT: I support the the man who raped Dr. Amy Acton. Media: He didn't mean it like that. Obama: The White House looks like a Cheesecake Factory. Media: Was this a bridge too far?
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Who wants to tell him?
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The only reason Tinyhands never made a joke about Cheesecake Factory is that he's never heard of it.
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The early voting data must look TERRIBLE for Republicans. While I'm enjoying the schadenfreude, do not get complacent. If you haven't already, get out there and VOTE.
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Just blatant racism. Not even trying to hide it.
Trump says El-Sayed is a jihadist and shouldn’t be allowed to serve in the Senate
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When you hear MAGA talk about alpha males, bear in mind that their prime example is an 80 year old crybaby.
Q on ALASKA: I know you say it’s not fair that his name is on the ballot. How is it illegal? TRUMP: It’s illegal because it’s not fair.
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US Atty. General: Pre-Crime edition. He's got no time to worry actual crimes being committed by the guy who hired him. He's too worried about POTENTIAL crimes!
BASH: What's the crime? AG TODD BLANCHE: What's the crime? Well it depends. There *could* be a crime. But the real wrong here is that Alaskans are gonna be confused. BASH: The Alaskan Supreme Court ruled 4 months ago on this matter
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Don't bother yelling at the blue checks feigning outrage at Obama's remarks. They know he wasn't insulting people who eat at Cheesecake Factory. They're just trying to rile up the gullible and get their elonbux.
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MAGA, he's telling you to your face that he doesn't care that you're paying more. And you'll still go to bat for him.
TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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The RNC contacted me to make some posters for them, but they forgot to tell me who their bogeymen is this week. So I made an all-purpose one.
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Corrected version.
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I fired the lackey who put typo in the previous version. Here's the corrected meme. Is it trans people? Minorities? Immigrants? Homosexuals? No matter who the GOP wants you to be afraid of this week, this poster has you covered!
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