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David the Humanist

@NotFronk

Registered Celebrant with Humanist Society Scotland. VOWS award winning Wedding Co-Ordinator. All views my own, unless I've stolen a funnier view from someone..

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Joined July 2010
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Today is 1 of 3 visits to the capital this weekend!! First up, the delightful and very clever Humanist, @andrewcopson at The Stand “In conversation with Robin Ince” I just wish that couple opposite would stop trying to eat each other….?
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Zach Zimmerman@zzdoublezz16 Nov 2023
in lieu of hate-boosting someone else’s comedy, love-bomb mine! my new favorite chunk here for your free enjoyment 😊
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Tim Burgess@Tim_Burgess6 Mar 2023
Hey @BorisJohnson, thought I’d do a survey to help you read the room. A simple question: Should Stanley Johnson (Boris Johnson’s father) receive a knighthood? Please retweet once you answer so that we can get as many responses as possible
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Just posted a photo @ Lodge on Loch Lomond instagram.com/p/COSkN5VL39r/… – at Scotland, United Kingdom
Just posted a photo @ Glasgow, United Kingdom instagram.com/p/CLw_ddFLyXT/… – at Glasgow, Scotland
Lockdown is an absolute kick in the sair bits to be sure but I’m very lucky to have big space on my doorstep so I get to stoat about in this with Ella who LOVES snow..... @ Glasgow, United Kingdom instagram.com/p/CJv_P9glSdv/… – at Glasgow, Scotland
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.@TeamKnowhowUK the first 48 minutes of this I was waiting to be answered. After taking details of the issue I have now been on hold for nearly 15 minutes. How long should I leave it before deciding your representative has gone for a nap?
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So I have £1000 laptop, not even three weeks old that doesn’t work and it’s going to take up to 2 weeks to get it repaired. This is absolutely abysmal Customer Service. Laughable.
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Every single toy massacred. It’s hard work... instagram.com/p/CJRot6yF713/…
Just posted a photo @ GG's Yard instagram.com/p/CI-sa_ul_Yb/… – at Scotland, United Kingdom
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Just posted a photo @ Blantyre, South Lanarkshire instagram.com/p/CHObUxXlyrm/… – at Hamilton, Scotland
I’m so stressed. Since first discovering @yourewrongabout and the genius that is @RottenInDenmark I have somehow managed to listen to every single episode in about 3 weeks. Time to sign up on @Patreon obviously.....
Morning dog walks with Ella, Caesar and Mother Smith #sunrise #newday instagram.com/p/CG1od9HFwCL/…
A most excellent bit of news for couples who no longer need to wear masks during the wedding ceremony! #freethelippy
LBC News Scotland (@LBCNewsScot) profile pictureLBC News Scotland@LBCNewsScot16 Oct 2020
Couples in Scotland will no longer need to wear face coverings for their wedding ceremonies, under changes to guidelines coming in to effect today. David Smith, a Humanist Society Scotland celebrant, says it'll make a huge difference. #HeartNews
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They looked like they were about to try and hug me so I panicked and tried to climb out..... SOCIAL DISTANCING AN THAT!!!! #davidthehumanist #outdoorwedding #humanistwedding #humanistsocietyscotland instagram.com/p/CFNH7oNFaxG/… – at Edinburgh, Scotland
Today was a triple whammy of excellence!! An arch I could stand under ✔️ The fab @GinnyTheTonic ✔️ (who were STILL fabulous even with masks on....🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️) An easy socially distanced photo with the amazing… instagram.com/p/CEug2AXF-fA/… – at Scotland, United Kingdom
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