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NotInTheFace

@NotInTheFace_69

♌︎ ♍︎ ♎︎ • 🇮🇳 🍉• she/her • former streamer/current shitposter • aspiring astro girly • Scorpio stan account • also @maybeintheface

 Zohran’s Islamic State of NYC
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Joined January 2020
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NotInTheFace (@NotInTheFace_69) profile pictureNotInTheFace@NotInTheFace_69Sep 23
I wanna be with someone who looks at my pussy like the Amigara Fault
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I fell asleep on the couch for like 3 hours so now I am a little awake unfortunately
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cuckold jones@cuckcat12h
the unmedicated in me sees the unmedicated in you
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Genie@lettersfromjuno4h
Venus falls in love when she has fun and I think that’s why the funnest people are the hardest to get over.
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Giving someone you only kind of know a hand decorated and assembled CD of songs that remind you of them. The level of effort and implied intimacy there seems like it would be incredibly forward by people's standards today.
𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) profile picture𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉
@AbakpaJobNov 6
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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My popsocket just came apart and my phone fell on my face
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Oh…why is everyone…ya know…
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Trash Cookie™️ (@XoTrash_Cookie) profile pictureTrash Cookie™️@XoTrash_Cookie13h
lol tracks But I’m gonna need @NotInTheFace_69 to do this now: mytype.fyi/f/YB7ZY7?src=shar…
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THIS IS REALLY NOT REPRESENTATIVE OF WHO IM ATTRACTED TO AS A WHOLE I SWEAR
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5’1* but yes!
W.E.B. DaBoi (@Tyre_94) profile pictureW.E.B. DaBoi
@Tyre_948h
Is she hot or is just 5’2 and brunette?
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Okay I want a redo of the men
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NotInTheFace (@NotInTheFace_69) profile pictureNotInTheFace@NotInTheFace_694h
Oh…why is everyone…ya know…
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Probably my kids in a different timeline
signüll (@signulll) profile picturesignüll
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i’m at a diwali party & the amount of chindians, windians, & mindians kids is quite ridiculous.
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bad gal mads🦋@kween_mads10h
On some shit jehovah hasn’t even witnessed yet
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Astrology Vibez
@astrologyvibez12h
Capricorn and Aquarius moons are so closed off because when we actually have feelings we are legitimately insane. We don’t like to lose control emotionally because it’s so incredibly vulnerable that it scares us to give anyone else that much power over our feelings.
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Before and after brought to you by @NYCParks, @nyliberty and @BrooklynNets. Fish Playground's basketball courts just got a big upgrade.
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Apologies to like literally everyone but I’ve been feeling so dead inside lately. So if I’m not super responsive, it is not at all personal
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kait 🍁@kaitnotcake14h
i’m begging y’all to consider some non white people for 007 oh my god someone get dev patel on the phone NOW
Cinema Now (@CinemaaNow) profile pictureCinema Now
@CinemaaNow20h
The 5 finalists for the new James Bond. Who would you choose?
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LAKERS ENJOYER@onefinesmoothie13h
3-6 months left of this country
Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) profile pictureKen Klippenstein
@kenklippenstein14h
lmao
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We da best
primo pisces ³³³ (@theicypisces) profile pictureprimo pisces ³³³
@theicypiscesNov 6
Leos have entered my top 3 favorite zodiac signs 🧍🏽‍♂️
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aayush
@aayushkapoor_Nov 6
Thank you @ZohranKMamdani
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Lebron Q. Septa@dropkick_murray14h
The only reason she didn’t have a QR code on Charlie’s casket at the funeral is she didn’t think of it
Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) profile pictureRichard Hanania
@RichardHanania20h
Erika Kirk: “It’s the little things. I miss Charlie when I see his hot sauce on the shelf, which is now available at grocery stores everywhere.” It’s an instinct.
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The OP made up that second half of that quote. In the video Erika Kirk says no such thing. x.com/RichardHanania…
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kim brulee 🍮
@BruleeKim14h
I feel like the world is mean to women like Megan and Doja because they’re really fucking hot and very much enjoy being themselves. People love to tear women like that down
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