NotJayCutler

Clear eyes, full heart, half chub.

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself play in Miami.

The Saints may have the lead, but they made one fatal mistake - they left me too much ti-*INTERCEPTED*

Them titties tho

Look, I don't vaccinate what I put in the ladies, and I'm not gonna vaccinate what comes out of them.

Gettin' paid, gettin' laid.

If the Bears were smart, they'd save me for the playoffs.

The only throws I knows are the dangerous ones.

Mr. Rodgers' neighborhood is full of pedophiles.

Jordy is the name you give a girl you hate.

Aaron bblows.

Let's get Cutty here.

Put in Grossman.

I hear Oakland is nice.

Boners. That's all that matters. Boners.

Yeah, the ankle feels okay, but I might have a fever now.

*spikes Josh McCown's Gatorade with cyanide*

I didn't say ankle. I said, "This bitch had some cankles."

Tony Siragusa is completely naked under that coat.