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EVIL Mustard King

@NotKevinGannon

We've got a blind date with destiny... And it looks like she's ordered the lobster || Right you are, Ken || MDK || *fan account*

 lost in the shminkle sauce
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Joined November 2012
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Matt Farley is working on an important new album called REQUESTS & QUESTIONS.
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary #suicide
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Remember: October is the month of "The Mothman Song (Believe in the Power of the Mothman!)" Put it on your playlist! Force your friends to listen to it! Let's make it The Song of The Fall!
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Does anybody want to invest in my new company it's called Wrinkled Lunchlady and we produce beef chili
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Don't like say anything to anyone but I think I might be in love with Tom Segura's wife
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Mandatory menu items.
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'What are you laughing at, Frog?' said Toad. 'I am laughing at you, Toad,' said Frog, 'because you DO look funny in your bathing suit.' 'Of course I do,' said Toad. Then he picked up his clothes and went home.
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Text 603-644-0048 to book Matt Farley for a concert with The Motern Manly Band.
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Yeah I'm single haha my type is Not Italian
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jcj@johncoffeejr10 Nov 2024
you just don't have this issue with matt farley
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@Grimezsz10 Nov 2024
Does anyone know any way I can contact Quentin Tarantino? I have for many years tried every other route to contact him, and it's likely that he simply doesn't wish to speak to me, but as a last ditch attempt - I am throwing this out into the universe 🙏🏻
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Been seeing a lot of people recently talk down on tomato soup. I've been pro-tomato soup my entire life, and to see this movement gaining traction is quite frankly sickening
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There is so much controversy surrounding Matt Farley of Motern Media.
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If you’re not getting new ideas, it might be because you ignored your old ideas. -The Motern Method
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Never stop being a Matt Farley fan.
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yelling "this is it! The one thatll kill us all" every time i hear a firework to freak out my 8 big stupid ass dogs in my horrible apartment
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@dril23 Jun 2024
what if i rolled over into the wrong position while sleeping & my neck fucking snapped and all my so called friends were charged with Murder
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A standup comedy routine where I tell objectively unfunny jokes and after every silence say "hey they can't all be winners"
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I love corporate speak I think it gets the point across in a very polite inoffensive manner. I also love sucking off cops
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***IMPORTANT*** It’s WORLD MOTERN DAY! To celebrate, you just listen to this awesome 11-hour playlist, then watch one of our movies on Tubi. #joy #good open.spotify.com/playlist/5N…

Official Motern Media Playlist

Matt Farley has written more than 26,000 songs, and these are the best ones.

open.spotify.com
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