@NotLordJerms

still jokes and still lies

Joined May 2025
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Bryan@BryanMoMav1523h
Sometimes you just need a good woman that loves you to tell you please stop being retarded from time to time lmao
marzy ✨@weirdnotwildOct 25
me and who?
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letting your kids out in 45 degrees with just a t shirt is crazy, my mom wouldve broke a broom on my head
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shit been in theaters since covid
Culture Crave 🍿
@CultureCrave6h
'The Odyssey' will end its theatrical run with ~$1.8B at the global box office 💰 The highest-grossing R-rated film in history
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Mia@toomuchliving9h
tonight’s full moon from my telescope 🔭
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lowkey tired of being right
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Ajibola@4jibolaOct 24
the point of having is giving
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َ@2iNoura22h
at least we look at the same moon
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son behind me on a first date saying they cancelled rkelly for no reason, i’m never coming here again
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dr loomis to the residents of haddonfield about michael
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Nah this angle is crazy omg LMFAO
NBACentel
@TheNBACentelOct 24
WEMBY WAS PISSED AFTER AMEN BLOCKED HIS SHOT 😭😭
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got in bed last night at what felt like 2am. i look up at my phone its 10:40pm. i’m old now
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we cookin up antibiotic resistant adhd
maeve ~
@miaaowingOct 23
THE FUTURE IS HERE
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Bleacher Report
@BleacherReportOct 24
HEAT FALL TO 0-2 AFTER LOSING TO PISTONS, 128-111 😳 Giannis: 36 PTS, 12 REB, 5 AST Bam: 4 PTS, 6 REB Klay: 6 PTS, 2-11 3PT
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this shit been frying me all day, they treating son like he invented light
Apple Hub
@theapplehubOct 23
First people to get the iPhone Duo from 5th Ave are out! 🔥
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KB
@Xo_KelseyBOct 23
What a dick rider lol
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grown man with a sensitive stomach is crazy
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your portable charger gon be there when no one else is
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i need the best food ever made in the world right now, i’m starving
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her responding is a body
Akira
@Akir_a997Oct 22
Omg ??
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