𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐑𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅 !

ㅤ Jack Russell is… 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅 ( 𝐁𝐘 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 ) 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙒𝙊𝙇𝙑𝙀𝙎

It sure would be nice if this wasn’t my life, if it were some costume I could take off after one night a year.

Good point, doubt I’m high on your shit list at the moment.

You really think it’s a good idea to chime in here, Spector? When does that go well for either of us?

Adiós, pussycat.

Hardy, har, har.

Lying looks terrible on you.

Only one of us gets defeated by a laser pointer, just sayin’.

Eat a rat.

You first, feline.

Now who’s copying who?

I’m gonna spray you with a water bottle.

Typical of a CAT to be angry when they’re the one getting mocked.

Of course a CAT thinks CATS are great.

Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt, I guess.

Bottle of Jack in hand, rain pouring down on his head. Nights like this are when ya really feel alive.

Not my fault canines are better.