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After achieving all this what next? ๐Ÿค”
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"He's just a friend" Stfu, I know what I did when I was just a friend too.
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To those mutuals who are online and posting but pretending to not see my post, you better come and cancel the deal ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคบ
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Sometimes, some things are better understood, some are better ignored, and some are better left behind. Wisdom is knowing which is which.
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Imagine telling a young Harry Kane that one day, millions of people would stop what they were doing to watch him receive the most prestigious individual award in football. #BallonDor
๐Ÿšจ ๐—ข๐—™๐—™๐—œ๐—–๐—œ๐—”๐—Ÿ: Harry Kane has won the 2026 Ballon dโ€™Or! โœจ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
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Back then, he was just another boy with a football and a dream that seemed impossibly far away. There were training sessions nobody watched, difficult days nobody celebrated, and moments when continuing was probably harder than people will ever know.#BallonDor
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Alexia Putellas knows what it means to reach the top of women's football, but returning to that stage and lifting the Ballon d'Or again is a story of its own. Every season brings new challenges, new competitors, and new players determined to take the spotlight. Yesterday's achievements don't guarantee tomorrow's recognition, and a celebrated name still has to earn its place among the best. #BallonDor
ALEXIA PUTELLAS! SHE DID IT! She is our 2026 Ballon d'Or winner! #ballondor
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One day, the generation that grew up watching Messi and Ronaldo will realize that football has given them an entirely new set of memories. For years, the Ballon d'Or conversation revolved around two names that divided the world and united millions through their rivalry. #BallonDor
HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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Kanishka gaud, who dreamed of joining the NDA, donate her organs after passing away, saving 5 lives. Service beyond life. ๐Ÿ˜ญโ™ฅ๏ธ
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imagine finding a woman who sends you random voice notes, challenges your opinions, steals your food, and somehow makes doing absolutely nothing together feel like the best part of your week.
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If a lady's pussy gets dry during sex, what can be the reason?
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Being grateful for this day doesn't require you to abandon common sense, you can still negotiate better terms ๐Ÿ™
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You Canโ€™t be broke and be lazy ๐Ÿ‘‚
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The goal
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People sometimes repeat the same mistake with different people because they keep changing who they blame without examining the part of the situation they consistently bring with them.
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Ass >>>
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Cutting some people off is always batter than explaining your boundaries for the tenth time . Have a great day ๐• โœจ๏ธ
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We can't afford to make him retire please ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ.
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Sometimes I open my bank app just to remind myself why I need to work harder.
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Put yo self first girlies cus thatโ€™s what they gone do
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