Reminder that it did not begin on this day.

Its fuck turkey and fuck the pilgrims, thats on Squanto

No, I will not "post" on "X". You will NOT clip my wings. I WILL tweet again. For once you have tasted flight you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward; for there you have been and there you long to return. These wings will be our salvation should we plummet

America bout free as this dick

You're all free to have your own thoughts and opinions just don't do that shit around me

Women who do not finish their chapsticks stop hitting me up. I've had enough of you irresponsible bitches crackling at me with your crispy ass lips. Lose my number like you lose everything else

Fucked up at the crib eating fig newtons in the crawl space

I only fuck to the Mr Spriggs BBQ commercial song