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TedCruzLizardAlien

@NotTedCru

Lizard Alien who is NOT Ted Cruz. Seriously, I'm not Ted.

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Joined October 2021
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I gotta tell you, this season of Human Civilization is really disappointing.
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What is it with all the Musk adjacent bots trying to follow me lately?
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Tamping down the third term hype for Trump electionlawblog.org/?p=14921…

Tamping down the third term hype for Trump #ELB

Donald Trump recently told NBC News’s Kristen Welker that is “not joking” about seeking a third term, followed by this exchange: NBC News asked about a possible scenario in which Vice President JD...

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TedCruzLizardAlien retweeted
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@MrBeast22 Jan 2024
I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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#TravisKelce won't catch a single pass this game until he gets a couple of meaningless grand in the fourth quarter.
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That's it. I'm leaving here and moving to Xspace.
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The booking officer said to me with tears in his eyes...Sir, this is my great honor to fingerprint you for multiple felonies. I gave them fingerprints like you wouldn't believe. Probably the greatest fingerprints in history, that's what a lot of people are saying.
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#speaker. I nominate Jim Jordan's jacket for Speaker of the House. Who's with me?!
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Twitter won't die. It's just going to a farm upstate...where it can play with Myspace.
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92.1 The WOLF@921FMtheWOLF7 Nov 2022
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Rings of Power Critics: Elves? Sure. Hobbits? Yep, makes sense. Talking trees? Absolutely. Giant Spiders? I'm on-board. Black people? Aww hell nah!
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@FTX_Official13 Feb 2022
As the Big Game kick off gets closer, we're about to kick off one of the largest #bitcoin giveaways ever! Let's make today one for the record books.
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@FTX_Official14 Feb 2022
Leaked footage of halftime rehearsal
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FTX
@FTX_Official7 Feb 2022
We're giving some #bitcoin away! How much? $1 million worth?! $1.5 million worth?!!?! We don't actually know yet. The later our Big Game ad airs, the more #bitcoin you can win. See you Sunday! #FTXcontest No purchase necessary. Subject to T&C: ftx.us/dontmissout
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