@NotTheTimCurry

Actor. Evil Genius. Stud. Absolutely not dead yet. Who!? Not THE Tim Curry? Why yes. Please note: This is a PARODY PAGE lovingly dedicated to Tim Curry.

Joined November 2010
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FYI - Every time someone makes the observation that I am corpsing (unable to contain my laughter and thus ruining the take) in that SPACE clip (when in actuality it’s just the *character* OFF HIS TITS WITH EXCITEMENT) - Jeff Bezos makes another 2 million quid and a kitten dies.
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So grateful I got to do this story on actor Tim Curry, who faces his considerable struggles with minimal bitterness, and with his thriving sense of humor. (Didn’t make the piece, but he enjoyed making The Hunt for Red October and he adored Sean Connery).
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Despite the fact so many of you creepy fucks insist on calling me Daddy, I haven’t awoken to a single card or gift.
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This Valentine’s Day I’d love any secret admirers out there to send me a gorgeous photo of the front of their credit card and the 3 digit code on the back (4 digits on the front for Amex 😍) ❤️❤️ xx
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Wow young Tim Curry! Young Tim Curry is so great! I'm in love with young Tim Curry! yOuNG Tim Curry is so hot! Just say Tim Curry, you fucking cowards.
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RT if you love Tim Curry, are actually Tim Curry, met Tim Curry once or want to smash the patriarchy. Like if you love Tim Curry or really like burritos.
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I note mild outrage from a select few every time the pricing is announced for my meet and greets. Firstly - a bitch has got to eat Secondly - if it didn't cost a wedge of cash I might as well start scrawling my phone number on bathroom walls, hun.
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There once was a man called Tim Curry Who made some bad movies for money He has three Tony noms And seduced all your mums Writing poems is hard Boobs #NationalPoetryDay
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A thread to clarify for all of you spectacularly missing the point here - devils, wizards, murderers, pirates, trees and so on can and should be played by any actor because that's acting. Actors play people and creatures who are the opposite of who they are in reality. But...
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Happy Halloween, dickheads! 🎃
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PSA: No. I am not dead. I am all over Social Media because I am the (un)official Prince of Halloween and it is October 2nd and white people have ZERO CHILL and are, as a whole, a repetitive bunch of bastards. Love to you all x
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If I RT someone on here, please don't take that as your cue to start being an absolute dick to them on my behalf. I add commentary in an attempt to raise a smile or gently pull folk up on self-indulgent fuckery. We're all guilty of a lack of awareness now and again - play nice.
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Just seen Congo and whilst i have never been to Romania, i thought the accent was very believable and justified the oscar @NotTheTimCurry.
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Every time someone blocks me for retweeting them and adding absolute bantz to their dull af post - a fairy gets its wings. #themoreyouknow 🌈
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Tim Curry appears as The Criminologist in The Rocky Horror Picture Show TV Tribute. 20/10/16 7/8c on Fox.
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Tim Curry retweeted
Eric Idle
@EricIdle9 Oct 2015
Replying to @NotTheTimCurry
.@NotTheTimCurry @haIfbun I can never be sad thinking about Tim Curry because he is a wonderful man and it has been a joy to know him.
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I can't unsee Tim Curry's face on my kitchen floor. instagram.com/p/yTVnH0vsZy/
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