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#CFC #NPLVIC Melbourne Knights 🇭🇷 Former Australian of the year 🇦🇺 Forklift Driver 🐐 Runner 🏃🏻‍♂️Gym 🐀 Politically homeless 🖕🏻

Joined October 2023
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Going on a long blocking streak of ell things Essendon on my timeline. The club @essendonfc is dead to me. Thanks for 2000. I’ll cherish it more than ever. Peace ✌️
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Not bad for not finishing a room Rick. #theblock
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#theblock House 5 Rick and Tayla. Congratulations and Good riddance. You’ve hurt my eyes, ears and head all season. We don’t wanna see you on our screens again!
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#theblock Well done Chantelle!
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Genuinely annoyed House 3 walks away with $550K! Pity it can’t buy Lisa some class. At least we won’t have to see them again on All Stars. #theblock
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#theblock Sensational House 4! Well Done and Congratulations 🍾🎉 thoroughly deserved
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Anne Frank’s published commercial diary contains an October 9, 1942 entry about Jews being gassed. @grok, how many times does her original 1942 final draft mention Jews being gassed? Start with the number.
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Seriously, what kind of people use cold water when washing their hands? What’s wrong with you?
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#theblock Clearly Rick’s sweeping and watering skills while roller skating brought house 5 their win.
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Tayla giving the bird to Dan, then Dan saying she always does might just be my most favorite block moment ever! Tayla’s alright after all! #theblock
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Do people find it funny dropping their guts when walking past someone? Horrible sense of humor if so. Portraying your stench to others is not a laughing matter and should be avoided.
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#theblock Officially, again, the judges are inept, out of their depth, and have lost the plot. Get rid and start again. I’d rather see Ronald McDonald, Ham Burgler and Grimace judge rooms at this point. They’d have more sense.
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#theblock surely Rick’s the worst contestant of all time. Can’t remember him completing a room reveal on time. That’s a failure we’ve not seen before. Tayla doesn’t count as she’s obviously special needs.
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#theblock like clockwork, Rick fails to finish again. If only he failed to finish when he and his partner were having sex, we all wouldn’t be stuck with that putrid Tayla.
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#theblock An all time banger of a tweet for you all to enjoy.
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#theblock Lisa checking out house 4’s new wine cellar. It’s not fair!
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It’s about time all Chelsea fans unite behind the idea that Reece James has to go for his and our sake. He’s not worth the headache.
Reece James should no longer be seen as a key first team player at Chelsea unfortunately. Now a squad player, love him and what he's given to the club, it really hurts me to say this. He can't force his way into line ups again, we need the fittest and best players out there.
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#theblock Tayla tooted the filth.
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#roadrage Happening almost on the daily. #Tradies and #truckies the worst culprits. Very important to have a working dash cam folks as evidence is required to prove anything. Your word is worth nothing against a lying, cheating scumbag. #Melbourne #Victoria
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Another unfinished room by Rick. Well tickle me surprised. #theblock
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