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Usually Ryan. Sometimes William. Never Mitch.

Joined February 2012
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I'm the 21st best amateur spaghetti gravy cook in Memphis.
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It's happening again...
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I think I've landed on Cake being rap.
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I'll pause my The Needle worship in solidarity.
We are on ULP strike. We gave @nytimes management months of notice of our strike deadline, we made ourselves available around the clock, but the company has decided that our members aren’t worth enough to agree to a fair contract and stop committing unfair labor practices.
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Patiently waiting for my The Needle hat and foam finger to arrive. Hope it gets here by Election Day.
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The rottweiler subreddit is all cute pictures of rottweilers with titles like "at my wits end with this monster does anyone want him?"
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YOOOOOOOOOOOO Wordle 1,173 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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lot of love being shown for Pablo Sanchez at the plate by people forgetting he's an absolute liability in the field
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The only good social media is my family commenting on how cute my baby is in her Google Photos album.
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premium normal guy behavior
This morning when Harris called Governor Walz to share the news, he didn’t answer at first because it said no caller ID, a source tells me. So Harris had to call again. The second time Walz picked up the phone call.
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BALZ TO THE WALZ
NEW: Tim Walz has emerged as a popular VP pick among labor unions, sources tell ABC News. Walz has drawn support for his record of pro-labor legislation in a blue-leaning state and his potential appeal with voters in Midwest battlegrounds Wisconsin and Michigan, they said.
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Thinking about leading a group of guys to push for Tim Walz to be Kamala's VP. Call it Balz to the Walz
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no chance that jokes been made already
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Excited to support my 7th choice in candidate from 2020.
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The lengths a Second Gentleman will go to become a First. That's romance baby
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if your baby is really cute you shouldn't have to go back to work
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how does Kawhi fit into all this?
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call me doodad the way I do be a dad
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me at passover dinner tonight waiting for the story to end so we could eat
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