MUFC

Manchester, England
Joined August 2009
And if you play for Man Utd you are supposed to hate Man City… Wilcox is a bellend though so onboard with fucking him off.
"He hated Man United!" 😳 Peter Schmeichel doesn’t understand Jason Wilcox’s involvement at Manchester United. Watch the latest Overlap Daily episode now on YouTube or listen wherever you get your podcasts 🙌⚽️
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Sad to see how much of a nose dive Jesse Lingaard’s career has taken.
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*Second most embarrassing
I still think this is the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen associated with this club 🤮
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Grok on a mad one.
The image is a BBC Match of the Day score graphic for Nottingham Forest 0-1 Coventry. The joke is the BBC logo next to FOR COV, which some read as "Big Black Cock for Cov".
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Meanwhile, at Manchester United…
I notified @WatfordFC of my elderly father in law having a fall. He’s a life long fan. Here’s the response from the club. More than I could have hoped for and more than my FIL could believe. Means a lot. Classy work Watford and Mr Pollock. Thank you ❤️ #hornets
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State of this.
Tynan Thompson is one of the best young profiles I’ve had the privilege of watching. Elite stride mechanics, devastating in isolation, carries at speed without losing control and understands when to hold width or attack the half space. He will make it at Manchester United.
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One of us! One of us!
Here’s Spieth’s three putt from 3 ft, 11 inches. Grueling watch.
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Rebekah Vardy
My stepsister ran off with my husband, convinced he was the CEO of a $2 billion furniture empire. At the last settlement meeting, she flicked $100 across the table and sneered, “Take a cab back to your parents’ house. Goodbye.” Then my attorney suddenly started laughing because the true CEO was…
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CBeebies legend Mr Tumble is dating co-star 21 years his junior trib.al/r0gJiGK
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Headline omits actual ages to sensationalise the "story". Justin Fletcher is 55 and his partner is 34. They are also co-stars. thesun.co.uk/tv/39257769/mr…
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No officer it’s not anything nefarious. Me and my good friend here are just topping up our vitamin D. A park? Well of course. When did sunbathing in a park become illegal?
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New series of Phoenix Nights looks great.
This is the first time I've seen a performance of 'You'll Never Walk Alone' in which every member of the band is playing and singing in a different key.
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Thought that was the klan before it zoomed all the way in. Would have done for Kenny down the road.
Been sent this… Pep’s leaving video? 🧐
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This is a video being shot for Bernardo Silva, who after helping win 18 trophies in 9 years at Manchester City announced he is officially departing this summer. This is NOT a video of Pep Guardiola x.com/jacobsben/stat…
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Being a football reporter and not watching football games is pretty impressive.
With respect to my colleagues in the football writing industry, I am stunned that Bruno Fernandes has been named FWA Footballer of the Year instead of Declan Rice. Rice has literally won more matches this season (35) than Fernandes has even played (34). telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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Gutted this fella did come to us earlier in his career.
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It’s been almost 3 years since we lost Ian Stirling. His legacy lives on in all that he achieved representing Man Utd fans. This year his daughter is running the a London Marathon to raise money in his memory. Donations can be made here: events.stroke.org.uk/fundrai…
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The Flowers of Manchester. A legend remembering legends.
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If 5p less on a pint of beer is more important to you than children being helped out of poverty, you may want to have a look in the mirror.
🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage says he would cut pint prices by 5p through slashing beer duty by 10% Reform claims it would be funded by reintroducing the two-child benefit cap [@Telegraph]
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Replies to this show those who have never actually played football.
Does anyone know why our players have started rocking up in this outfit 😭
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Doesn't stop me highlighting their fail even though @waitrose has ceased using X. They failed to deliver the main course of our Christmas lunch that mysteriously disappeared en route - it was a good job I noticed at point of delivery; they sold an underweight item...illegal 1/2
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Replying to @marksandspencer
@marksandspencer your turkey breast very disappointed at least the cats enjoyed it unlike @waitrose Xmas pudding and custard which was fabulous
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