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Notes From Cow Close

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why like just one thing when we only live once?

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayorNov 3
Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VPNov 2
We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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emily@folkcardigan13Oct 29
the fact patrick stewart’s final role is this…holding ian mckellen’s hand im going to cry
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Sounds like a plan
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Emmanuel Macron (@EmmanuelMacron) profile picture
Emmanuel Macron
@EmmanuelMacronSep 3
Replying to @Number10cat
Please. Resist. I count on you. Enjoy the Tapestry and long live the Entente amicale!
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George Dobell@GeorgeDobell1Aug 4
To be clear, for those who need it, this was a sub-titles error. I think the actual question was about a fillet of fish. AI isn’t quite ready to replace us all:
George Dobell (@GeorgeDobell1) profile pictureGeorge Dobell@GeorgeDobell1Aug 4
Well, this took a turn:
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Andy Kaye (@thepitofclay) profile picture
Andy Kaye@thepitofclayJun 16
Full on club cricket vibes for this England side, 2 lads can't play cos theyve been on the piss, 1 lad is knackered after bowling too much in the game before, and 1 lad cos his missus gave birth. Back to their Roots...
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Top Gun
@TopGunMovieMay 15
The only Iceman we know. #TopGun
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Memes ④f Pascal 🎻 (@Memesofpascal) profile picture
Memes ④f Pascal 🎻@MemesofpascalMay 8
When you've been acting normal for too long and now your weirdness needs to come out
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blondehun
@blondehunxMay 8
reform voters dont even know what theyre voting for they just dont like brown people
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ALASTAIR CAMPBELL
@campbellclaretApr 24
Replying to @EricTrump
Twat.
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Thrilla the Gorilla
@ThrillaRilla369Apr 20
I've realized that in my 40s, my mind thinks I'm 25, my body thinks I'm 80, and my playlists think it's still the 90s! 🥹 🤷‍♂️
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lays ✰✭⭐️@fouryonceApr 11
a voz de trovão dela quando inicia freedom, eu amooo
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Today is Pedro Pascal’s birthday.
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Flibberty Gibbert@ReturnOfDadboFeb 26
If you believe Nigel Farage gives a fuck about Working Class people, you probably believe the stripper actually fancies you.
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Volcaholic 🌋 (@volcaholic1) profile picture
Volcaholic 🌋
@volcaholic1Feb 9
It never occurred to me that Giraffes have nowhere to hide from storms! 📍 Maasai Mara, Kenya on Friday
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Elmo
@elmoFeb 9
That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰
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MTV
@MTVFeb 9
Pedro Pascal. That's it. That's the tweet. #SuperBowlLX
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Merseyside Cricket Online@MerseyCricJan 22
If you're an aspiring cricket writer, or just a fan with a laptop, drop me a line. I can definitely find something for you to do (and there might be a small payment in it too).
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Brit 🎃@mothmandalorianJan 1
just here to do one last 2025 reminder of Spike Jonze’s “someday” with Pedro Pascal bc it was one of my favorite things from this year
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Geoff Norcott
@GeoffNorcott2 Dec 2024
Massive away win for the little fella.
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