Aunt BNatural

My fav response to today's announcement from the Target CEO: "Bruce Jenner is responsible for this. He started this transgender." LOL!

Ted Cruz's "Locust of radicalization."

#LoveIsNotEnough because they still won't let you marry your cat.

Time to start planning your Thanksgiving menu.

Halloween sensitivity training.

#YouWontGetAnyCandy because you didn't bow down before Lucy.

If we let a crazy person buy an a-bomb and he blows up TX, then clearly it's all his fault, and we shouldn't talk about bomb control.

So, how's your day going?

How many bat people does it take to make an orgy? #SuperheroWordProblems

This is me on Facebook, wanting to go back to Twitter. teapawt.net/Notnamelite/status/647…

#TheStatisticsSay that 49% of babies are uglier than average, but 100% of mothers don't like it when you say this to make them feel better.

#AddictionTookMy cousin. He got addicted after a motorcycle accident. He's been missing since Monday, and is probably dead.

Trump knows of a kid who became autistic after being vaccinated. I know of a guy who became an idiot after entering a casino. Cause/effect.

#ScariestHauntedHouseWouldHave expectations of me cleaning it.

WonderDog is my designated driver. #5WordsSaidAtSuperFriendsKegParty

#InAJobInterviewDoNot tell the truth about why you left your last job.

I just saw Nancy Grace on @JimGaffigan Does this mean that she is just a parody personality, like what Stephen Colbert did?

#MySloganWouldBe If at first you don't succeed, try again. But just once more. Then go play hashtag games.

If it's not broke, don't fix it. If it is broke, let somebody else fix it. #MySloganWouldBe

Watching @DiscoveryID shows #IsAGuiltyPleasure, but also important research for committing the perfect murder.