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Notorious M.B.A.

@NotoriousMBA

Follow me if you want to laugh!

 My Business, NY (Not Yours!;)
Joined July 2015
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How DARE Kavanaugh be born a straight, white, rich man!?! I suppose his first words should have been “Abort me”?
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Seriously, @TwitterSupport? Retweeting a widely shared #Kavanaugh meme with a comment objecting to it is a “potentially sensitive” tweet and therefore not visible to most users?
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Why do I get hungry for @TonyRomaRibs every time #TonyRomo trends?
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#ItsAGreatDayFor nicating 😈
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You never forget how to ride a bike... so I'm pretty sure that's not right teapawt.net/nbcolympics/status/766…
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@NBCOlympics20 Aug 2016
What to watch on day 15 of the #Olympics bit.ly/2bF3kgj
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Tipping while black 💁🏽💰 #ConfuseAWaiter
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Have you ever really... Really, really, ever loved a woman? 😘 #WeirdConversationStarters
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The Old Man and the Cialis #ElderlyBooks @midnight
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#ItsNotOverTil somebody loses a virginity 😉
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Bensworld@Benie_ben18 Aug 2016
#ItsNotOverTil you accidentally yell out your TC's name
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#ImNotOneToBragBut my milkshake brought all the ants to the yard 🐜
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They call me MISTER PIBB! #OneWordOffMovieQuotes @midnight
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Life is like a box of condoms #OneWordOffMovieQuotes @midnight
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#IWillProveOnceAndForAll yo mama so fat by calculating her BMI
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt #SpiceUpAQuote
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#InternationalCatDay AKA Foreign Pussy Day
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Congratulations on another successful trip around the Sun! #OddBirthdayWishes
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#AttentionKmartShoppers The "K" is for Kwality
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#IProcrastinateBy ANY MEANS NECESSARY
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I was born #AndThatsWhenIStartedCrying 😂
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