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Not woke

@NotwokeCFC

Chelsea.english.stop the boats.

Joined January 2026
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Jota didn’t know the speed limit
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Haha jota can’t drive
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Shoot the cunt
Chelsea FC (@ChelseaFC) profile pictureChelsea FC
@ChelseaFC9h
Pushing for a winner. 👊 🔴 1-1 🔵 [78] #CFC | #CarabaoCup
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Fofana shouldn’t play for Chelsea again
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How the fuck have we lost that
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That stupid papi spastic supported qpr literally changed his club id rather have 115 charges than have to have a son like that spastic
BU115HIT (@ManCityOracle) profile pictureBU115HIT@ManCityOracleOct 27
Fcuking well done @lukestanley03 👏👏👏 Listen to all these plastics, if this, if that,… Luke masterfully dismantles each one with ease !!!
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Expecting fuck all
Chelsea FC (@ChelseaFC) profile pictureChelsea FC
@ChelseaFC20h
#CarabaoCup action 🆚 Liverpool. 👊 #CFC
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😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
Lea (@Lea_EFC) profile pictureLea
@Lea_EFCOct 27
Fleetwood Town throwing Arsenal out of the Carabao Cup:
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Horrible bastard meant it will be his career highlight in the town “see what I done to that 16 year old the other night” Poor footballer
now.arsenal (@now_arsenaI) profile picturenow.arsenal
@now_arsenaIOct 27
Career ending tackle and it was Max Dowman who received the red card. Mikel Arteta was fuming with the 16-year-old. The Arsenal players were right there to defend him. Shocking decision.
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I hope that stupid cunt ty gets absolutely bullied tonight I really do
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Fleetwood top of a good night 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahwhahahahahahahahahahahahwhw has anyone seen the ashburton army 🦆
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Can’t stand Arsenal but fair play to him cunts tried to do him a nasty one shoulda chinned him
Goal Raider (@GoalRaider) profile pictureGoal Raider@GoalRaiderOct 27
🚩 Live: Fleetwood 1-1 Arsenal 🟥 Red Card: Dowman (85’)
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All they can recruit is ginger albinos fucking hilarious 😂😂😂
Kosher (@koshercockney) profile pictureKosher
@koshercockneyOct 27
Notice the LGBTQ+ flag on the wall when they go to the bar
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Arsenal (@Arsenal) profile pictureArsenal
@ArsenalOct 26
Big Gabi. Big moments. 200 PL appearances for Gabriel 👑
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Raaaji@Its_RajiOct 27
Always the “🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸” with the shittiest opinions known to mankind 😭
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Season over already
Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile pictureFabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoOct 27
🚨⚠️ Bad news for Chelsea as João Pedro will be “out for few weeks”, confirms Xabi Alonso. “João has suffered a thigh injury, he won’t be available for few weeks”, Xabi Alonso says.
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No white presenters even had burner boy on fucking embarrassing what’s happened to this sport
RoyLFC (@RoyLFC9) profile pictureRoyLFC@RoyLFC9Oct 26
Thierry Henry mocking Sol Campbell for wearing glasses 😭 #BallonDor
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Can’t wait I know a few from the ashburton will feature in that !
Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 (@TRobinsonNewEra) profile pictureTommy Robinson 🇬🇧
@TRobinsonNewEraOct 26
THE GROOMING GANG COVER UP . It’s coming very soon.
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Fatigue at its finest
TheEnglishPatriot (@TheEnglishPat) profile pictureTheEnglishPatriot@TheEnglishPatOct 27
What kind of absolute idiot walks into a local shop and starts smashing everything up? 🤬 These are hardworking people’s livelihoods, not your personal playground. Absolutely disgusting behaviour, and there’s no excuse for it.
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