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The Callous Daoboys frontman Carson Pace has dressed up as a super scary spider for Halloween. The band has reportedly canceled all future rehearsals out of fear. We’d write more, but we’re so fucking scared… Learn more at link in bio.

TX2 has dropped out of the Ed Sheeran tour. Upon further investigation, he was never part of the Ed Sheeran tour, he just thought it would improve his image. Upon less investigation, we have concluded that this is impossible. Learn more at link in bio.

After recent allegations of president using a flipped version of Twitching Tongues' logo, a new one has been unveiled. The singer of the masked Hard-Core band was quoted saying: "We've taken this as a chance to prove our originality as artists" Learn more at link in bio.

Neck Deep have suddenly shot up to number 1 on the Spotify charts today. No one knows why. Learn more at link in bio.

Slipknot frontman Corey Taylor has been removed from the band “effective immediately”, according to a statement from the group. Learn more at link in bio.

Longstanding member of Metallica, Pete, has announced his departure after 25 years with the band. "I will cherish my time in the band for the rest of my life." Metallica fans are already mourning Pete's exit, showing that he will be deeply missed. Learn more at link in bio.

Converge is dropping their second album of the year, “Hum of Hurt”, on June 5th. Learn more at link in bio.

Dave Mustaine has announced that Megadeth will be the very first band to play at the brand new Las Vegas Cube. He claims that this is unrelated to Metallica's upcoming residency at the Las Vegas Sphere, but we know better than that. Learn more at link in bio.

OPINION: Emo bands are far too negative nowadays! Have they even tried just being happier? If you look around, there’s plenty to be happy about, such as: …Uhhh. Oh wait, there’s… no, that’s still sad. Learn more at link in bio.

Following the release of their new album, ERRA is preparing for an intense chart battle with Harry Styles, who also released an album today. According to reports from Billboard, ERRA are unsurprisingly expected to beat out the British singer. Learn more at link in bio

We are thrilled to announce the formation of a brand new deathcore ba- We are sorry to announce that a brand new deathcore band has broken up after resurfaced allegations against the vocalist, drummer, bassist, both guitarists and tour manager. Learn more at link in bio.

Alex Terrible, Danny Worsnop, Jonny Craig, Tim Lambesis and TX2 have formed a boyband. It's unclear when the first single will be released as insiders are already reporting a possible breakup since Lambesis keeps sending hitmen after the other members. Learn more at link in bio.

It seems like Ronnie Radke wants to take Anthony Fantano to court again, but for different reasons this time. In a newly surfaced love letter from Ronnie, the real reason for the court dates was so that he could spend more time with the reviewer. Learn more at link in bio.

At a recent show, every member of Australian metalcore band, Alpha Wolf, began barking nonstop. Nobody knows why this happened, and all future shows have been cancelled. For obvious reasons, we didn't reach out for comment. Learn more at link in bio.

David Draiman has been blown up. Eyewitnesses at the scene report seeing his signature on the leftover shrapnel. Learn more at link in bio.

Grammy nominated black metal band, Sleep Token, were forced to delay their last UK show after getting stuck on the London Underground. According to our sources, they will remain trapped for the foreseeable future. Learn more at link in bio.

Nu-Metal band Korn is facing backlash after allegedly writing the same song multiple times, released under different names. Diehard fans of the band reportedly didn’t even notice until they queued the songs back-to-back. Learn more at link in bio.

In a recent interview, members of Fleshwater revealed that the reason their former project, Vein, hadn't returned, was because they had no memory of the band. When shown evidence, the band called the songs "disgusting" and stormed out of the interview. Learn more at link in bio.

Famously satanic rock band, Ghost, have announced that they will be disbanding indefinitely after every member experienced a religious epiphany at the same time. We'd say they'd be missed, but we contractually cannot lie. Learn more at link in bio.

Doctors from Harvard and Oxford have declared Bleed From Within as the ‘healthiest band in the world’. The article cites the reasoning for the declaration as: ‘All of their bleeding appears to be internal, which is where the blood is supposed to be’ Learn more at link in bio