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Nothing here is financial advice
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Bowtied Clover retweeted
Business idea: $2,500 a month doing home check-ins for older people
25 homes
$100 a month each
One visit a month
Check smoke detectors
Door locks
Tripping hazards
Take time to talk
The customer I'd sell to is the adult child who can't get over there regularly
$2,500 in revenue before expenses
Someone reliable showing up is a product
Bowtied Clover retweeted
Worked with a guy for 3+ years at a company with a few hundred employees. Dude was probably the worst, was always on a performance improvement plan and always got the lowest bonus possible for just being shit. Well I guess he could see the writing on the wall that he was getting fired the next review cycle. So one day he comes to the office in a dress, the worst wig you can imagine, and badly applied makeup. He looked like a cheap whore.
At first I thought he was fucking insane for that. Even though trooning out is common in tech companies for autist employees, this guy showed zero signs. Instead of getting fired, he was taken off his pip, was given a higher bonus and was allowed to work from home, which is only really given to the top employees.
Whenever he's on a Zoom call he doesn't even try to hide that he's faking it. Just throws on the wig and goes about the call normally. It's extremely jarring. But it's fucking genius tbh. No matter what you see in the news, woke is still very much alive in big tech. The HR goblins wouldn't dare to fire him or her or whatever he actually is now. Starting to think the troon stuff is just a massive grift to secure a high paying job.
Bowtied Clover retweeted
I genuinely can’t believe what I just watched. 😭
A 1994 Jeep Cherokee with no OBD2 port. No modern scan tool could communicate with it.
So someone brought in a $3 Arduino, Claude Code and Codex.
About a week later, the AI agents had figured out how to read the engine computer live, copy its firmware and even run their own code inside it.
A $3 piece of hardware and a couple of AI coding agents.
We’re getting to the point where AI isn’t just writing software. It’s helping people reverse-engineer and interact with hardware that was never designed for it.
This is just fantastic and worth 10 minutes of your time if you care about real-world applications of AI.
Seriously, go watch this.
Bowtied Clover retweeted
> Women are the gate keepers of sex while men are the gate keepers of commitment. If you cannot secure commitment from a man you are head over heels for you are a femcel. Options for sex as a woman is like options for friendzone as a man.
Coming to realize how few women understand this was one of the more mind-blowing revelations of my life.
As a woman, your league is “the guys who have introduced me to his friends as his girlfriend”
“I never have lacked options. The problem is figuring out if men are real options or just wasting my time.”
No you dont have options. Women are the gate keepers of sex while men are the gate keepers of commitment. If you cannot secure commitment from a man you are head over heels for you are a femcel. Options for sex as a woman is like options for friendzone as a man.
This is like saying “dude i have so many options to get laid i have like 25 female friends. Women let me by them drinks ALL THE TIME. Problem is they just always LIE TO ME and tell me IM SUCH A GREAT GUY and would make SUCH A GREAT HUSBAND but then when it comes to the opportunity to have sex they just MAKE EXCUSES. But like i have so many options to have sex they just for some reason never work out”
Bowtied Clover retweeted
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Bowtied Clover retweeted
But monkey sounds make national news
17 thugs hunted down a 15 year old in Queens.
A month later, every single one of them is still free.
Where's the news coverage?
Notice how they're all dressed similar?
On Oct. 12 around 5 p.m., a 15 year old boy was walking near 111th St. and 49th Ave. in Corona, Queens.
A group of 17 allegedly chased him down and knocked him to the ground.
They punched and kicked him.
1 of them pulled a gun and fired at him.
2 slashed him with blades, cutting his wrist and back.
Then they stole the shoes off his feet.
They stole his backpack and his hoodie.
Then, they ran into Flushing Meadows Corona Park.
The boy was rushed to the hospital and survived.
The suspects range from mid-teens to mid-20s.
All 17 are still at large, with 0 arrests.
The NYPD waited until Nov. 6, more than 3 weeks later, to ask the public for help.
The reward is only $3,500.
Local Queens outlets covered it.
I couldn't find a single story on it from the NY Post, the Daily News, ABC7, NBC, CBS or PIX11.
17 attackers swarmed a kid, and it barely made the news.
Bowtied Clover retweeted
four Black boys lured a white boy to an abandoned house and fatally injured him and left him for dead a few days ago. the white boy called his mom but didn’t know where he was so he wasn’t found until he was dead.
that was just a small local story, though.
the big news is two white college girls made rude noises in a hallway. that got extensive national news coverage bc it dramatically demonstrates the dark truth of our white supremacist society and how dangerous it is for Black people.
#NEWS: Ole Miss freshman Alaina Kunes, 18, is no longer enrolled at the University of Mississippi following the viral doorbell camera footage showing students making monkey noises and gestures outside an apartment occupied by three Black students.
The university confirmed her departure but has not clarified whether she voluntarily withdrew or was dismissed.
Kunes has since issued a public apology, describing her actions as “insensitive, inappropriate, and deeply harmful.” She also said she intends to cooperate with the university’s investigation.
Bowtied Clover retweeted
Do these girls have a crowdfund campaign for legal defense fees?
Do not yield an inch to the Khmer Rouge demons within the American mainstream media.
Never forget how they reported Iryna Zarutska, Lakan Riley, Ella Cook.
