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“Let’s go somewhere more casual!” - ( NOT AFFLIATED WITH JNJ ) ( PARODY ACCOUNT.. )

Joined October 2025
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I'm always a call away..
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How very fitting!
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Yawn. Bored of this whole, dead thing.
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Dying really gets you feeling all loopy. I hate it.
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I’ve been rather comfortable! Y’know, being non-existent n’ all.
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Sorry for no edits like ever, I still can’t figure out my password! Oops!
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It’ll sit in drafts. LOL!! //
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Anything interesting happen yet. I’m boredddd..
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I really dunno what’s next for me. Honestly, I’m terrified!
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Blehhh.. It feels like my head is getting all scrambled! All this darkness around me, the ever-present cold. Hah, I’m okay though! I’m still just, piecing myself together. Alone.
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I just hope she isn’t .. forgetting about.. …. Me. Hah.. ahahah.
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Aren’t you just hilarious! You’d be foolish to assume I wouldn’t know you were trying to do so.. You’ve always had a silver tongue, I’ll admit. It’s rather admirable. But, let’s not play nice here. You try that, I’ll have my own eyes on you. Capiche?
. . Right. Either way, don't give me a reason to keep an eye equally on you.
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Maybe, Maybe.. I wasn’t judging or anything! Merely just, taking note of it. I’ve got eyes everywhere! ( well, more like, ‘HAD’ but, that’s a whole thing to go over. )
I'll let you know it's for very good reason.
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Hah! Wow, that never gets old does it.. Honestly, I didn’t think it’d even work on you. Then again, you do happen to be way too ‘tense’ most often.
I should poke your eyes out for that one.
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Boo! Aren’t I so scary.
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Hey can I borrow like, $20? Thanks!
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Why are literally most of you sadder than me. I’m the one still processing everything!! Yeesh!
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LITERALLY, WHO EVEN ARE YOU??
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A frequent question I get is.. “ One, if you could kiss anyone, who would it be? Outside of me of course. ” Now, I’d like to believe I’m only deceitful when it was needed. So, I’m going to answer this honestly! … That’s none of your business, I don’t even know who sent this!
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Surely this is all just, one sick dream.. Right? I-I’m still here!! Right?
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Hah, Hah.. Real funny. As much as I’d want to argue. I’m in no mood or space to really do so.. I’ve so kinda got a lot to process while .. I’m wherever I am.
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* also got a lot //
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