Looking around, i'm forced to think i'm the crazy one. Because the world being crazy is too depressing to fathom.

Sorry guys, ran out of neurotransmitters.

Go outside touch grass! (world is on fire) .... Go outside touch ash!

The abyss is a great listener, and it's never leaked my personal information or deep dark secrets.

Ugh. Time to do my taxes.

Wait a minute, if the government taxes illegal income do they give you a tax refund if your giant illegal deal goes bad and you lose capital? Can you deduct thug recruitment from extortion payments?

Making glow in the dark powder youtu.be/JNxQq3KFEM4

Anything i should write in the thumbnail?

Whats a better title? Make...

An analytical chemist had on their resume: "I can find the colonel's secret recipe"

Phosphorescent powders coming along. Blue doesnt last as long as green, but I'm not sure I can improve it with what I have.

I feel so crappy having not posted anything for 3 months. This project keeps running into problems. I keep thinking for sure I'll get it done this month. And it keeps slipping. Looks like November is a loss.

Currently making phosphorescent powder in my microwave with fertilizer, foil, and diesel exhaust fluid.

ugh, spent 2 months making a super simple chemical, not because its hard, but because i kept making mistakes.

I wonder how many miles are on the space shuttle odometer.

I see so much unhinged and crazy around me, online, and on the news that I'm starting to wonder maybe everything is normal, and *I'm* the one that's crazy.

currently poking around the Stanford Advanced Materials website. A lot of interesting rare metals i could mess with. Anyone know of interesting experiments? I'm thinking of getting some europium and dysprosium to make phosphorescent powder. any other ideas?

I won't pay a million dollars for a free energy device. But ill pay ten million for a billion kilowatt hours of energy. If your free energy device can really make it free, you should have no problem taking my ten million. Even better, I'll give you repeat business. Deal?

"Stop hoarding your kidneys! You already have two!"

I remember driving to the southern states in the 90s. Bugs used to hit my windshield and spill their guts everywhere. Had to use my wipers every hour to get the bug gore off. Now, 2024, no bugs.