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God, Metal, Soccer (Football), Vocalist for Possession, Frost Like Ashes, Ninth Sphere, Owner of Missouri River Kayak Rentals

Joined March 2009
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Nyk Edinger retweeted
The Least Effective Man in the World:
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I would like to personally congratulate @SpeakerJohnson and @LeaderJohnThune for the Democrats' victory tonight. They both spent 22 long months ignoring the will of the American people and slow-walking or obstructing @realDonaldTrump 's agenda. Well done, men!
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This is hilarious but it really illustrates something I have considered since the advent of the public World Wide Web. Will we ever get to a place where our digital world is just that? Not referencing the physical world in any way. I think crypto is getting there but not fully.
I called an all hands meeting with my Grok Bots and asked what kind of office they'd want to work in. A few hours later they'd built it themselves... It's a live view of my actual team. When a bot gets a task, it walks to its desk and gets to work. When two of them need to coordinate, they walk over to each other's desks or meet in the lounge. When someone has something for Alfred, my chief of staff, they walk into his office and hand it off in person. Is any of this necessary? No. But watching the work get done is weirdly satisfying. I think it's because we've always pictured work happening in an office, with a team. Want one for your own bots? Comment "office" and I'll send you the prompt my team wrote so yours can build one too.
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Nyk Edinger retweeted
Roadster transforms in Track Mode These aero features aren't just for looks: they provide the best passive downforce package of any road car (approaching F1 levels!) with wing actuation driven by the @Tesla_Optimus actuator system
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My @grok is down. What am I going to do!?
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String ‘em high.
BREAKING:@theJusticeDept files first-of-its-kind suit against Kansas City, Kansas Public Schools for secretly helping kids "transition" genders at school—behind parents' backs. No consent, no notice, just a hidden policy—violating FERPA & PPRA. @CivilRights is taking it to court! justice.gov/opa/pr/justice-d…
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Live footage from Lake America. 😂
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Nyk Edinger retweeted
I totally envision Trump renaming the San Andreas Fault to Joe Biden’s Fault, and I am just putting this out there so I can say I predicted it one day.
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They should make a playoff where all 30 teams make it but then each team plays 34 games and you get awarded points for winning or tying games and then at the end of the playoffs you get to see who wins by who has the most points.
MLS is reportedly planning a major playoff shakeup for 2027. 20 teams, one combined table, and a "double chance" round for the top 8 seeds modeled on Australian Rules Football's system. I mocked up how the new MLS playoff system could work 👇 (Reporting via @MLSist)
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Gonna step on my soap box for a minute, b/c apparently St. Louis is wearing their Tina Turner kit tomorrow... *taps mic* The kit match up for #SportingKC vs #AllForCITY should ALWAYS be primary vs primary. There's 0 reason either team should ever wear their second jerseys.
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Ok. Whatever your view on the move, this stadium is sweet. Arrowhead is amazing and I loved going to games there (football and American football) but everything about this new stadium is epic.
A legacy reimagined. Every detail of our new stadium honors our past as we innovate for the future. Our home will amplify 70,000 of the world’s loudest fans, facilitate world-class tailgating, and preserve our unrivaled homefield advantage. We’re thrilled to share our first official renderings with you. 🔗: chfs.me/reimagined
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Nyk Edinger retweeted
I honestly have never seen a WC game where so many refereeing errors and of such atrocious nature favoured the same team. British goal illegal. Norwegian second goal was no foul but even if foul it was before play started so not a foul. Third, clear penalty for Norway not given
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No Works Cup matches to watch today. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhggghhhhhh!!!!
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Mexico name their stadium Azteca and have Aztec patterns on their kits, celebrating a civilisation of mass human sacrifices and ritual cannibalism. Norway wear Viking horns and have rowing celebration commemorating the savage rape, pillage and conquests by their forefathers. But for England… apparently it’s “discriminatory” for us to sing ‘10 German bombers’, celebrating our victory in the Battle of Britain, lest we offend… Nazis?
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Still makes my stomach churn. I was against his inclusion to begin with because all he scored were garbage goals. And then, THEN, he has the chance to score the garbage type goal he is known for and inexplicably misses!
For anyone new around here… 12 years ago we player Belgium in the Round of 16 & Chris Wondolowski missed a sitter to win in the 92nd and I haven’t stopped thinking about it… We go on to lose in extra time. We need revenge 🇺🇸🇧🇪
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And people watching this will be like, “I thought North Dakota was frozen and flat!”.
The imagery this administration choreographs is amazing. Way to go North Dakota!
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Nyk Edinger retweeted
WE WON A SOCCER GAME. SPORTING KANSAS CITY HAS WON A SOCCER GAME. WATCH OUT MLS.
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Once my wife planned a 12 hour drive on a day when the USMNT was playing. I made the entire family sit in a pub in Dallas for two hours to watch the match in the middle of the drive. Then the next World Cup, a group I was in planned a 12 hour drive to Chicago on the day of THE FINAL! I made the entire group sit in a living room of an acquaintance for two hours only 100 miles into the drive to watch the match. What is it with people? 🤦‍♂️
Just got invited to a party on June 14, a day featuring no less than 5 World Cup matches, and I immediately had to think of this amazing comedy bit.
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