🚨 OG5 Certified Anti™ | Professional Valko Hater 💅 | Context is optional, screenshots are evidence | Source: Trust me bro ⚖️ | PARODY ACCOUNT
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🚨 BREAKING: New evidence against Valko has surfaced.
We can't show you the full context, but trust us, it's BAD.
The screenshots speak for themselves. Please don't ask what happened before or after them.
Your Honor, this case is about fairness. Five LIs have carried this game since its launch. Introducing a sixth now would inevitably take attention, resources, and opportunities away from them.
#PARODYLADS #ValkoIs6thLI #ValkoIsComing
As an OG5 representative, I fully support women's freedom to choose! 💕
Unless they choose Valko.
Then they're clearly confused and need me to explain what they're allowed to enjoy.
It's called empowerment. Look it up. 💅
#PARODYLADS #valkoisthe6thLI #ValkoIsLoved
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
New evidence suggests Valko has been BREATHING without the community's consent.
As a certified OG5 representative, I find this deeply concerning.
Why does he need oxygen? What is he hiding?
PPG MUST ADDRESS THIS IMMEDIATELY.
#PARODYLADS #valkoisthe6thLI
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YOUR HONOR! The sudden wave of Valko leaks proves EVERYTHING!
His developers have clearly abandoned him! Why else would all this content suddenly appear?!
It's obvious! Valko is NEVER coming back! 🧠
🚨 UNVERIFIED RUMOR 🚨
(With no substance at all.)
I have warned everyone before but I will warn everyone again.
Certain individuals are spreading this rumor even more now.
"The sudden rise in datamined leaks is not normal. PPG has completely given up on Valko and that's why the developers are leaking it. Give up. He's never coming back."
THAT IS COMPLETELY FALSE AND NONSENSE.
This rumor is mainly being spread by "pro-Valko" accounts. We can't even tell if they are really pro-Valko at all considering their actions were to smear the company enough for it to shut down.
We are not that dumb to believe such a baseless rumor.
Since two weeks ago, I warned that "certain individuals" were going to spread "real story content leaks" to cause chaos.
That indeed happened.
Due to the actions of these individuals, Valko is yet again being smeared.
There was NO GOOD OUTCOME FROM THIS.
DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THESE SO CALLED STORY LEAKS AND ASSETS.
What we can do is report any malicious accounts that are spreading them and posting false allegations against Valko.
PLEASE POST MORE CLARIFICATION OF HIS INNOCENCE AND MORE POSITIVE POSTS.
Thank you.
PPG is in its worst state right now.
We will get him back.
It's a WHEN, not an IF.
#ValkoWasFramed #ValkoIsInnocent #ValkoIsLoved
Main girly retweeted
As a certified OG5 investigator, here's my method:
➡️Find a Valko rumor
➡️Remove the context
➡️Add "CONFIRMED 🚨"
➡️Block anyone asking for sources (important)
➡️Call it journalism
You're welcome. 💅
#PARODYLADS #valkoisthe6thLI
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🚨 OG5 OFFICIAL REMINDER 🚨
PPG made a statement in June. JUNE.
And as we all know, companies have NEVER changed their minds in the history of capitalism.
Please stop asking questions. The sacred document has spoken. 🙏🧎♀️
#PARODYLADS #valkoisthe6thLI
🚨 URGENT! 🚨
Your Honor, LADS can barely manage FIVE love interests, and now they want a SIXTH?!
Every new LI steals resources from the others! Valko's arrival would mean LESS content for our beloved OG5!
I DEMAND JUSTICE! ⚖️
#PARODYLADS #valkoisthe6thLI #LADSis6
🚨 OG5 OFFICIAL REMINDER 🚨
PPG made a statement in June. JUNE.
And as we all know, companies have NEVER changed their minds in the history of capitalism.
Please stop asking questions. The sacred document has spoken. 🙏🧎♀️
#PARODYLADS #valkoisthe6thLI
As a certified OG5 investigator, here's my method:
➡️Find a Valko rumor
➡️Remove the context
➡️Add "CONFIRMED 🚨"
➡️Block anyone asking for sources (important)
➡️Call it journalism
You're welcome. 💅
#PARODYLADS #valkoisthe6thLI
YOUR HONOR! The sudden wave of Valko leaks proves EVERYTHING!
His developers have clearly abandoned him! Why else would all this content suddenly appear?!
It's obvious! Valko is NEVER coming back! 🧠
🚨 UNVERIFIED RUMOR 🚨
(With no substance at all.)
I have warned everyone before but I will warn everyone again.
Certain individuals are spreading this rumor even more now.
"The sudden rise in datamined leaks is not normal. PPG has completely given up on Valko and that's why the developers are leaking it. Give up. He's never coming back."
THAT IS COMPLETELY FALSE AND NONSENSE.
This rumor is mainly being spread by "pro-Valko" accounts. We can't even tell if they are really pro-Valko at all considering their actions were to smear the company enough for it to shut down.
We are not that dumb to believe such a baseless rumor.
Since two weeks ago, I warned that "certain individuals" were going to spread "real story content leaks" to cause chaos.
That indeed happened.
Due to the actions of these individuals, Valko is yet again being smeared.
There was NO GOOD OUTCOME FROM THIS.
DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THESE SO CALLED STORY LEAKS AND ASSETS.
What we can do is report any malicious accounts that are spreading them and posting false allegations against Valko.
PLEASE POST MORE CLARIFICATION OF HIS INNOCENCE AND MORE POSITIVE POSTS.
Thank you.
PPG is in its worst state right now.
We will get him back.
It's a WHEN, not an IF.
#ValkoWasFramed #ValkoIsInnocent #ValkoIsLoved