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sum bout a nigga tellin me to look/feel how hard i got his dick really do sum to me😩
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And what if *I* said the constant, blatant misunderstanding/misrepresentation of Marie Kondo's philosophy and KonMari method is a psyop by capitalism to encourage you to continue mindlessly consuming without ever being introspective about your "need" for so much stuff?
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女性はいつでもプリンセスです
寝てばかりならオーロラ姫
引きこもってたらラプンツェル
家事をしてたらシンデレラ
本を読んでたらベル
おいしいご飯を作ってたらティアナ
毒舌吐いてたら白雪姫
荒波に飛び出して冒険してたらモアナ
プリンセスじゃない女性はいません
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I will sleep with you because I want to, not because you think you're smart or sly enough to manipulate your way into my bed. That will never work with me.
The only way you're getting me into bed is if I genuinely want to, I'm attracted to you, and I enjoy being intimate with you. It has to be my choice, not the result of your tricks or manipulation.
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when my (submissive) husband and I separated for a year he got a second job at my favorite bar on the weekends so I couldn’t ignore him and because he knew I would find never paying for my drinks and being served by him appealing and I think that’s beautiful
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The JonBenet case is bizarre because it's impossible to know who did what, which is why nobody was ever charged.
The issue with JonBenet is the same issue with a lot of other innocence-fraud arguments, in that it requires you to believe a kind of crime that has never happened before or since is more likely than a kind of crime that happens every day.
Scott Peterson innocence fraud requires you to believe the cheating husband who told his mistress his wife was dead didn't kill the wife - instead she was the victim of either a) a satanic ritual targeting pregnant women or b) random burglars across the street who inexplicably decided to commit a burglary in broad daylight on New Years Eve when there were literally hundreds of eye witnesses in the neighborhood and then made the even more perplexing choice to turn a minor burglary charge into capital homicide for no apparent reason.
Richard Allen innocence fraud requires you to believe that the sex-addicted, mentally ill alcoholic who was fetishistically obsessed with the very bridge the victims were kidnapped from is innocent because actually the murder was a ritualistic Norse pagan child sacrifice involving at least 8 participants, several of whom were objectively not Norse pagans and one of whom was so severely mentally retarded that it is unclear why anyone would invite him into a criminal conspiracy involving the murder of two eighth grade girls.
John and Patsy Ramsey innocence fraud requires you to believe neither the parents nor the brother were involved in killing the victim - despite those statistically being far and away the most likely perpetrators when a 6 year old girl is found murdered in the home - because actually the crime was committed by an intruder who spent several hours in the house without anyone noticing he was there and took the time to pen a handwritten 375-word, bizarrely verbose ransom note pretending to be a member of a foreign militia trying to extort John Ramsey to fund Jihadi terrorism or some shit, despite the intruder was actually a pedophile who had already murdered JonBenet and left her in the basement.
You have three crimes so common they're practically a cliche (immature manchild murders pregnant wife, sexually repressed, drunken weirdo kidnaps and murders underage girls, parents or brother kill a member of the family) and the alternative theory in each case is insane bullshit that has never happened before or since in the entire history of the human race.
Replying to @SwannMarcus89
That reminds me of looking up JonBennet Ramsey and seeing how many people were like, “no way her mom would hit her for wetting the bed, I can’t see a mother doing that.” Oh, you don’t believe the most widely documented filicide scenario could happen? You just don’t see it?
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This and the M&M's one might be the only two Christmas commercials that can and should keep airing unchanged until the end of time.
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La verdad que si el video de Calvin Klein de Jude tiene 10 millones de reproducciones… 9 millones son mias… y soy lesbiana.
Como están las heteros y los gays? Desmayados todavía?
Como está el mundo en generalll??










































