🧡 He/Him 🧡 🍊 Ex-Business Owner & 1/3 Heads of Organization of Sensible Careers. 🍊 🥇 Winner of Inanimate Insanity S1! 🥇 🕊️ H.O., I.I. 🕊️

Boaty
Joined February 2026
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Why is Steve like this. What does he even do.
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I'm just a guy who hates musicals.
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I'm animated
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Twelve nights at Theodore Theme Park.
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Mind your damn business.
girl they were high during that court trial
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To be fair, "Counting or not counting MePhone violence?" were crazy last words.
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Makes a lot of things make sense.
The only reason I got my doctor certification was to get my hands on morphine
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I'll see what I can do. We miss you guys.
Can😭 Someone On The Boat 😭😭😭Please Send Us A Couple Bags Of Chips And Soda. Im Eating Scraps And Wanna Stack Pringles On Metags Head
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Who do you think hit Charlie Dirk?
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We're going to kill that blue slug son of a bitch.
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Thank Phone I'm on the boat.
oh oj I’ve got a crush on youuuuu
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Not very cooperative.
Don't be like OJ please
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Don't forget to season the meat you cook with some water!
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Do NOT drink the Yoyleberry Punch you immediately purple out.
literally had no idea they had drinks
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Same exact thoughts I had about Paper in season one. I have some news for you, buddy.
...why can't i stop thinking about that grey ghost? never got his name, but...for some reason, i feel like it would've been nice to know him.
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There is no way that Paper and me sharing a goodbye kiss was more fanservice than whatever sort of rendezvous Taco and Microphone had in that forest.
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Thank got that amnesia thing was just a bit because I don't know if I could tolerate Fan pre-self actualization all over again.
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And who was going to tell me that I made a typo? Nobody? You're all sick.
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ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE OSC: WHOEVER SNITCHED ABOUT USING GOO AS TOOTHPASTE HAS 48 HOURS.
ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE OSC: STOP USING GOO AS TOOTHPASTE HE IS GOING TO DIE IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT
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Paper is always inching closer to becoming the next one on life support and I don't know how to feel about it.
I know I shit on OJ a lot for not doing much in the OSC but that's mostly jokes. Suitcase on the other hand...
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