Fostering bipartisan discussion is my aim. Been described as "terminally polite". Contrary to popular opinion, I am not a bot, a liberal, or a punching bag.
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To everyone misinterpreting the "Terminally Polite" line in my bio:
While I found it amusing for awhile, lately, explaining it has become a rather tedious affair. So here's the story behind it. And if I've redirected you to this pinned post for reference, I guarantee there's a reason why.
A long time ago, I was at a restaurant with some friends and one of them brought along this absolutely atrocious woman. She berated the staff, called her boyfriend (my friend) horrible names, and talked trash about him when he left the table.
I spent the rest of the evening very politely trashing her to her face and she didn't even realize it. My friends did. Afterwards one of them said, "Man, you love to kill with kindness don't you?" and another responded before I could with, "Yeah I guess you could say he's 'terminally polite.'" I thought it was funny. So I kept it and I use it.
That said, while I'm rarely (if ever) intentionally cruel, there are times that call for a less tactful, more ruthless approach. Especially when dealing with those who abuse women or children (I spare no quarter for child and domestic abusers). So at times, you may see some of my responses or interactions dip into a...how shall I put it. A more feral territory. People tend to forget that just because I choose not to bite doesn't mean I lack teeth.
What the...why the heck was his pubic hair on display in the first place? Who goes to a museum to look at somebody's crotch trimmings??
Russell Brand’s Pubic Hair Removed From London Museum After Rape Conviction, Curator Says 'I Have No Desire to Hear His Name Again' variety.com/2026/global/news…
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One of dad's friends stopped over to borrow some tools. He used to own a video rental store. They get to talking about it and he brings up this weird encounter he had and says, "Guy came up to the counter with a porno and asks me, 'so how's the acting in this? Any good?" and dad's buddy just did the meme like
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Thanks @DCOfficial, @warnerbros, and @Skydance for firing James Gunn. Now I have to rewrite several jokes for the album I'm releasing next year. As if writing satire wasn't hard enough.
I swear, satirists get no respect
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I think I've finally figured out my problem with Twilight. It's not the sparkly vampire thing. Reimagining vampire lore is nothing new. It's not even the vampire romance angle. I mean...see: Anne Rice
It's the whole "I'm a teen vampire so I must stay trapped in an endless high school loop dating teenage girls" angle.
First of all...being in your 20s and dating high school girls is creeper and pedo behavior. Let alone being what, like, a few centuries old? *shudders*
But most importantly, if I had to go to high school in an endless loop, over and over, century after century, by the love of all that is holy I would stake myself.
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Fanduel: We're looking at a new commercial idea
Advertising Agent: What did you have in mind?
Fanduel: Can you edit a facial expression that makes the viewer wonder if they're having an LSD flashback?
Agent: Oddly specific but I think I'm picking up what you're putting down
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I think my favorite part of Jingle All the Way is near the end. When Arnold takes off the Turboman helmet and his wife and kid are shocked that it was him.
Like...how many 7-foot tall, 290lb Austrians do you know lady?
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Yeah let's not do this. The likelihood of finding viable DNA to clone is nearly zero. But it's not ABSOLUTELY zero.
So like, let's just not okay?
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Me: I think for my next song I want to write a song about another song that's not actually the song that the song is about. Like Tribute by Tenacious D but less stupid. Or Monster Mash by Pickett but less seasonal.
My Last Two Brain Cells Reading This Tweet:
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Inarguably an appropriate response when one finds a Fun Size Ricky Berwick in their kids Halloween candy
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Had a good time with Mom at the Spirit game tonight. Would've been nice to win too but oh well. At least we were close enough to the glass you could actually see their molars crack on a cross check
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SIR PATRICK STEWART (1940-2026)
Before everything else, Patrick was defined by being born and bred in Yorkshire, the proud county in the north of England which he loved to the end. You could hear it in his accented voice and in the stern honesty with which he told you what he thought and felt. Yorkshiremen have no truck with half-truths or avoidance of big issues. He wore his heart on his sleeve, which made him a man to rely on, to admire and in my case, love.
We first met as ambitious young actors with the Royal Shakespeare Company half a century ago but we weren’t in the same productions. My first strong memory was a few years later, meeting him in the street in central London when he told me about an offer to take over a leading part in 'Star Trek'. “But Patrick think of your stage career in the UK. Do you really want to risk—getting lost in Hollywood for years and years?”. Well, he took the risk and thank goodness for us all that he did for not just his devoted Trekkies but film and theatre audiences, who marvelled at his using international celebrity to star in a string of cinema successes ('X-Men' of course) and in great classical plays by Shakespeare, Ibsen, Arthur Miller, Peter Shaffer, Pinter and Beckett at Stratford-upon-Avon, in London’s West End and on Broadway.
America was his adopted home, where he met his adored Sunny who has cared for him through sickness and health, through thick and thin. But he never forsook his origins: and the proudest achievement of the most respected and beloved actor of his generation on either side of the Atlantic, was his appointment as Chancellor of Huddersfield University in Yorkshire.
His farewell performance in 'Avengers: Doomsday' is yet to be seen.
Ian McKellen 29 October 2026
Photo: University of Huddersfield
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Well...that's a spirit breaker....
BREAKING: Patrick Stewart, acting legend of "Star Trek" and "X-Men" fame, dies at 86. apnews.com/article/patrick-s…
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To be fair, with that hairstyle you pretty much only have two options. Discotheque cosplay or clown college
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