The length of an essay should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject but short enough to keep it interesting. #ONUstudent
Came to college and you're still with your high school girlfriend/boyfriend? That's like taking a ham sandwich to a buffet. #ONUstudent
Dear naps,
I'm sorry I was so mean to you in kindergarten.
Sincerely,
#ONUstudent
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A fire drill in college? #ONUprobz @ONUstudent
RT @kaymgee23: "The only things to do in Ada are to drink and have sex. It should be on the onu activities website" -coach witte
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All these tweets about going back to ONU are making me sad. Live it up while you're there, young polar bears. @ONUstudent
Padrones, I thought you'd never text. I know you've missed me. #ONUstudent
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@ONUstudent Happy first day of classes to all my friends who are still living the dream in college
Welcome back ONU students and welcome to Ada, freshmen! #ONUstudent
This cooler weather feels like college and football. 🍂🍁🍃🏈 #sweatshirtweather #ONUstudent
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“@beccayeh: Vote for me for America's Choice! missamerica.org/videocontest… 👑❤” @ohionorthern @AXiDGammaTau @alphaxidelta @ONUstudent
We need one of these donors to open up a Chipotle on campus. #ONUstudent
Even the news of Dean Sprague leaving ONU woke up this twitter account. #ONUstudent
Whenever I start to think I waste too much time online, I remind myself how much time I wasted on my ex. #ONUstudent
"@qikipedia: I before E except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour."




