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My personal issues have been addressed by Dear Abby THREE times!

Tennessee, USA
Joined June 2014
Unlearning unhelpful childhood behaviors. katelanders.com/2023/02/20/o…
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Steps for self-publishing: Write, Sign-Up, Curse, Cry, Give up, Try again, Cry again, Let someone else take over. katelanders.com/2022/12/01/a…
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Facebook got me with their ads, finally. In case you haven’t fallen into the right algorithm yet, @NotesRansom is hilarious. Here’s the best from last night.
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Things that are impossible: 1. Time travel 2. Flying cars 3. Getting thru an episode of any house hunting show w/o one spouse inviting the other to test out the walk-in closet and then shutting the door on them
Snapping along with music makes it 3D.
I thought people were ordering “Roman” cokes for wayyyyy too long.
Remember: you can’t spell MOTIVE without VOMIT That E is just there to throw you off
Friendly reminder that if you forget you made a play date arrangement and you leave that other kid waiting for your child at a park all by themselves, you are a PIECE OF SHIT.
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It smells like ham outside and I don’t know why.
It’s all protected left turns for me this morning, Baby! 💪
Missed dog at the neighborhood cafe. Hope her owner made it home safe. ❤️
TWO frustrating things in my life have been resolved this morning! 🙌❤️😁
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