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My Jedi powers only allow me to communicate with Narwhals. Never mix Jäger and mayo.

Iowa, USA
Joined May 2009
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The cool thing about being a barista? Getting to meet people like @SayWeCanFly and adding even more Emo songs to my polyjamorous playlist.
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New parents in Sweden are guaranteed: - 480 days of paid leave - 80% of normal wages during that time New parents in the U.S. are guaranteed: - 0 days of paid leave - $0 of your wages during any time off How does that make sense in the richest country on earth?
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While we were still in the White House, I began sharing my summer favorites—and now, it’s become a little tradition that I look forward to sharing with you all. So here's this year's offering. Hope you enjoy them as much as I did.
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Tell me you’ve never read the Bible without telling me you’ve never read the Bible
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Just over a week ago, my abuela fell ill. I went to Puerto Rico to see her- my 1st time in a year+ bc of COVID. This is her home. Hurricane María relief hasn’t arrived. Trump blocked relief $ for PR. People are being forced to flee ancestral homes, & developers are taking them.
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The kids are alright 😉
elementary schoolers got to submit names for Colorado's new snow plows and damn
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BREAKING — Joel Osteen’s Houston megachurch received $4.4 million in PPP loans. Raise your hand if you hope Attorney General Garland investigates it! ✋
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That’s funny, because Jamie Dimon didn’t give working people an itemized list of the school districts, public hospitals, infrastructure, or affordable housing projects he was helping defund when he pushed for the $2T GOP Tax Scam in 2017 w/ goodies for yacht and jet owners. 🤷🏽‍♀️
Jamie Dimon says if lawmakers plan to raise taxes he would want an itemized list of what the money would be spent on trib.al/5Xz6AE0
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Nothing like reminiscing about attempted coups over a bouquet of flowers 👹👹
Had a great dinner tonight with President Trump at Mar-a-Lago. He’s in great spirits! We spent the evening talking about working together to re-take the House & Senate in 2022. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Fuuuuuuuuck you, Nikki, you tedious toad.
Strong speech by President Trump about the winning policies of his administration and what the party needs to unite behind moving forward. The liberal media wants a GOP civil war. Not gonna happen.
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Preserving the filibuster is not worth letting millions of people in this country go hungry, sleep in their cars, or struggle to afford baby formula.
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Jeff Sessions was so openly racist that even Reagan couldn’t appoint him. Manchin voted to confirm him. Sessions then targeted immigrant children for wide-scale human rights abuses w/ family separation. Yet the 1st Native woman to be Cabinet Sec is where Manchin finds unease?
Sen. Joe Manchin is undecided on Deb Haaland's nomination for Interior Secretary, his spokeswoman Sam Runyon tells @LACaldwellDC. Manchin and Haaland have met to discuss her nomination via Zoom, but Manchin is said to have "remaining questions."
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Republicans could trip over their own shoelaces and they’d still find a way to blame me, immigrants, LGBTQ+ people, the Green New Deal, BLM, anything but accept responsibility for their own actions and dealings. Ineptitude, bigotry, and corruption. Disasters in their own right.
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It’s official. If you’ve lost a loved one due to COVID-19, you will soon be able to get reimbursed up to $7,000 for the expenses of laying a loved one to rest. Proud and thankful to have gotten this done with @SenSchumer, @voceslatinasQNY, @Elmcor, & @HispanicFed.
Rep. @AOC and Sen. Chuck Schumer announce funeral benefits for low-income New Yorkers who have died from COVID. "Families also are having to pay for the storage of the bodies of their own loved ones. This is wrong."
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What’s even more gross is that Mace takes corporate PAC money. She’s already funded by corporations. Now she’s choosing to swindle working people on top of it. Peak scam artistry. Caps for cash 💰
Rep. Nancy Mace is now fundraising off of her false insinuation that Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez falsely said there were insurrectionists in their office hallway. (My fact check is here: amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/02/04/p…)
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Some of the same folks who said “defunding huge PD budgets & shifting $ to schools is too hard to explain” are now saying “Well $1400 is actually $2k if you recall the $600 from a diff president, carry the 1- yes I know ads showed $2k checks, but thresholds-” Just help people!
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Is this real?? Has anyone seen any sources confirming this?
Nothing to see here, just a video of #LaurenBoebert breaking the law again. She accepted a gun from white supremacist Stephen Moore on video, it's illegal for a public servant to accept gifts over $50 and it's illegal to gift guns in CO. #ExpelHerNow
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If Republicans have suddenly begun to deeply value and prioritize bipartisanship in Washington, they can start by supporting $2k checks and retroactive unemployment for people. Then it will be bipartisan 🌞
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Listening to them, you’d really think some Conservatives interpret the right to free speech as “I have the right to be liked, accepted, and popular no matter what I say, who I endanger, or how much I lie”
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