Chocolate flavoured biscuits? GO FEED YOUR RUBBISH DOG SOME MOULDY CHEESE SAUCE FOR ALL I CARE, YOU HORSERADISH-SMELLY DUMPLING FIENDS!!!
JELLY-FILLED DOUGHNUT WIPES! I TALKETH LIKE THISETH, THEREFORE GIVETH ME GREAT POWERS OF MIND-NUMBING SEWAGE!!
SQUEEZE YOUR TEMPLES AND PREY TO THE GOD OF SWOLLEN ANKLES FOR LONG-LASTING PAIN RELIEF! YOUR PITSTAINS COMMAND ALL!
YOU SWINGING SACKS OF DIRT AND CHEESE! YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLASHING!! MAKE YOURSELVES TRANSPARENT AND DO THE CHICKEN DANCE!
SHED YOUR GREASY EYESHADOW AND SPORT BRUISES OF PURPLE! GO FORTH AND MULTIPLY THE BACTERIA IN YOUR BATHROOM SINK!
FISHCAKES! FISHCAKES! YOUR OPTIMISM IS A LIE!! BEWARE THE ALMIGHTY SCREAMING MEATLOAF OF DOOM!! REMEMBER THE ALAMO!
REPENT! Your happiness is soon to be depleted in a manner involving griddlecakes and other unspeakables! Hold your shrimp high and SING!!
Gorge yourselves with self-cleaning socks and luxurious items of filth! Your knees shall detach themselves and aspire to tax collecting!
BEHOLD! COME FORTH AND SHED YOUR FUZZY SLIPPERS AT MY FEET! YOUR INTREPIDNESS WILL LEAD TO CHRONIC NOSE-ITCH! REPENT! THE INTERNET IS NEAR!
Your hostile feces will ruin all the buttons on the soda machine. EMPTY YOUR BOWELS AT THE SIGHT OF MY FLAPPY NECK-SKIN! IT COMMENDS YOU!
HAIL! THE STAIRCASE SHINES UPON YOUR OIL-RIDDEN MEAT FACES OF GARBAGE AND MEAT! SCAMPER HAPPILY WHILE CHEWING ON YOUR OWN KNEECAPS!
BOW DOWN IN TERROR OF MY HUNGRY BOWELS!!! SHOWER ME WITH TACOS AND SCREAM HALLELUJAH UNTIL YOUR EVERY ORIFACE BLEEDS SOUR MILK! ZIMBABWE!
I see you are amazed at the superiority of my nostrils! Go dump yourself into a vat of boiling dookie and sing joyously for you are purple!
BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY REPTILIAN ELBOWS, ALL YE UNWORTHY FISHSTICKS! BATHE YOURSELVES IN PASTA AND LISTEN TO TECHNO MUSIC!