| #D7 - | 🇫🇷🇲🇽 🇪🇸“Likes” mean I’m on your street in an unmarked vehicle

San Diego, CA
Joined September 2014
people who drink energy drinks to just sit on the couch to watch a movie and chill are insane
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Anyone named “frank” ur parents definitely didn’t plan on having a kid or naming one
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Do we still call it twitter or X now.
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But do aliens believe in me
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Checking twitter dms after a month of the app is like a warzone WHAT did I do to yall 😭why are yall so angry
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Get ready liver, daddy got yelled at during the team meeting today
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I wish coworkers would fight in the bathrooms like in high school.
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Imagine waking up and the first thing you gotta grab is a pair of glasses
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yeah breakups suck but have you ever been in love with a restaurant that closed down
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This black guy at work, asked me where the color printer was? "Bro, it's 2026, you can use whatever printer you want."
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Apex devs - “ight now can I mess up the players experience to the best of my abilities this szn”
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😂😂
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Today i learned new American phrase...🇺🇸 Deadass💀 I deadass love Buc-ee's🦫🦫🦫
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Your pub's flag isn't on the moon
So America turns 250. That's cute. My local pub is 364 years old.
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Mexico vs. England FUCK YOUR BAKED BEANS. FUCK YOUR BEANS AND TOAST. FUCK YOUR TUNA BAKED POTATOES. WE RIDE AT DAWN CABRONES 🇲🇽
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U.S. BECOMES FIRST NATION TO HOST A FIFA WORLD CUP TEAM AND AIR STRIKE THAT TEAM’S COUNTRY ON THE SAME DAY
U.S. BECOMES FIRST NATION TO HOST A FIFA WORLD CUP TEAM AND STRIKE THAT TEAM’S COUNTRY ON THE SAME DAY
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"England historically has struggled here in Massachusetts"
“England historically has struggled here in Massachusetts” — #WorldCup announcer on Fox 👀
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world cup announcer just said "the English have struggled historically here in Massachusetts" lol
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the worst part is enduring the utter fucking shit from USA casuals who don’t watch the fucking sport at all
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