Objection! 2007~ retweeted
The greatest thing a man can do for his children is to at least make their mother Thing 1 and not Thing 2.
Im so sorry for the loss of the scientists in that car crash next week🕊️
Objection! 2007~ retweeted
everybody bitch getting fucked its life you jus gotta go fuck another nigga bitch n keep the cycle goin
Objection! 2007~ retweeted
what do you mean Ethan Klein gets the option to cheat on his wife and I can’t even get a text back
Objection! 2007~ retweeted
Most people in France can't afford housing.
They didn't blame immigrants, or transgender people, or video games, or avocado toast.
They blame the government. Because that's who's responsible. That's always who's responsible.
Objection! 2007~ retweeted
The Laughing Cow has stopped smiling. New cheese packaging has shoppers guessing what's behind the mascot's surprisingly serious look. usatoday.com/story/money/foo…





































