Lachlan Burke

Seven players with hyphenated surnames in the warriors 17. Is that a record? #NRLTitansWarriors

Got my ticket for @AEW Grand Slam Australia. See ya in Brissy legends!

There should be a raffle, every UK citizen gets one ticket & the winner is the new monarch.

Trying to get some new hats from @lids but my orders keep getting cancelled. Seems they don't want my money?!?!?!

Someone in this Taco Bell smells like piss.

Hmmm not sure who to believe. @fourzer0seven & @fissy09 & @I_AM_WILDCAT & @Nilkski_ & @H2ODelirious & @_CaRtOoNz & @BasicallyIDoWrk & others who are all telling pretty much the same story with evidence to support or do I believe @Ohmwrecker? Nah fuck that guy #ohmisoverparty

Handy tip for Melburnians, if there is no toilet paper left just steal a copy of any @newscomauHQ paper. It is already full of shit so a bit more won't matter.

Alisson Becker! That's it that's the tweet.

Question of the day. If you could buy penguin meat at the supermarket would it be in the poultry section or the seafood section?

How did this AI nail me so well? Scary! pudding.cool/2020/12/judge-m…

I didn't even need to check the hastag #ThisIsNotJournalism to know it was about Murdoch media outlets @MrKRudd @TurnbullMalcolm how many more signatures do we need?

The two footy codes have come out of lockdown very differently @NRL being lauded as being the best it has been in years. Yet in @AFL coaches, players & fans bemoaning how dour the game is.

Sign I am getting old. I thought I was listening to my spotify playlist at work but it turns out the boss put on the golden oldies radio station.

All footy fans should get right behind @NZWarriors today. We wouldn't have the @NRL back without them. #GoWarriors

Starting to think that @optus perks is a bit of a scam. Supposedly won a PS4 pro nearly a month ago & still hasn't arrived. Emailed a week ago to follow up but no response. Be careful of phone calls from optus perks asking you to confirm details.

Best way to ring in the new year? Watching @TheRock in Jumanji. Who needs fireworks when you have the most electrifying man in entertainment!

I turn 36 in 3 weeks & I just got asked for ID buying whisky. #nice #BaseballCapHidingMyGreyHair

Jericho losing his @AEWrestling world title whilst partying at a steakhouse only confirms his status as the G.O.A.T #AEWWorldChampionship

Don't think I'll ever be able to listen to @thelivingendaus song Don't Lose It without thining about a leather-clad @chrispage83

Whatever the outcome in these games as a Liverpool fan i couldn't be prouder of @LFC congrats to them and @MCFC two world class teams that have played wonderful football in great spirit all season.