Passive reminderer, bulldog owner, and lover of all things Kansas City.
Kansas City, MO
Joined March 2011
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I’m just glad we lost that final regular season game to Denver on purpose to avoid Cincy
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I went fishing with Ueck on his boat during an off day early in my career. I was nervous and hadn’t known him long. I love to fish and Ueck invited me to go with him.
Anyway, I caught a lake trout and brought it in close to the boat. He handed me his net so I could bring the fish in and after I got the fish in it the rubber handle slipped off and the net sank.
Ueck looks at me, straight faced, serious, and yells, “that was my grandfathers net!”
For a sec, I thought, oh crap. I just messed up. Then I thought, wow, that has to be one old net! Then realized he was full of it.
He then started laughing at me.
He was always messing with people. I loved it. I will miss talking to him.
@Brewers
For the 3rd time in less than a month, my @googlefiber internet is down for an extended period. I have to decide whether I'll miss work, use leave, or go into my office. Hey Google, stop offering bandwidth increases and start offering a network that isn't constantly going down.
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#GIVEAWAY Merry Christmas everyone! We are celebrating with our BIGGEST ever giveaway including TEN #1 Collector's Editions from new favourites like Thesis (1/2500) and Timecrimes (1/2500) to sold-out editions like Coffy (1/750) and Primer (1/1500). Two winners will take half the stack each!
To enter:
1. Follow us
2. Like the post
3. Retweet the post
When we return in the new year, we will draw the winners.
Good luck 🎁
Jay Hoffman retweeted
Want to help Travis Kelce win the Walter Payton NFL Man of the Year Charity Challenge?
Retweet this to vote! ⬇️
@tkelce + #WPMOYChallenge
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Those are two DPIs that I think are pretty bad. The one against the Raiders on DHop and this one on McDuffie. #ChiefsKingdom
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KANSAS CITY! Join us December 7th @armourtheater for a Launch party celebration of our new book, Cocktails from the Crypt!
We’ll be watching CABIN IN THE WOODS, serving Merman-themed cocktails from the book, and signing all night long!
Tix are $18 or $35 w/ a signed book, and come with a cocktail!🍹 (USD)
Grab tix at NOFSPODCAST.COM/SCREENLAND
Cocktails from the Crypt lands November 26th! Pre-order your copy anywhere books lurk… or head to NOFSPODCAST.COM/GO for links!
I'm not sure why we can trust that the refs are getting any call correct tonight. This is at least the 2nd time they've identified the wrong player. If they can't see those big ass numbers, how can we trust they're seeing anything right? #ChiefsKingdom
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The Kansas City theatrical premiere of Ghost Game last night at @armourtheater was a great time! Thank you everyone! Thank you @NightmareJunk ♥️
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Ghost Game in Kansas City!
If you want a chance to see it on the big screen, it’s playing again on Monday night at @armourtheater!
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Tonight in Kansas City!
My new flick Ghost Game is showing at @armourtheater, if you want a chance to see it on the big screen. I’ll be there. We’re doing a Q&A after. Hosted by @NightmareJunk 👻
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This Friday night Ghost Game is showing in my hometown (Kansas City) and I will be there! Come out! Grab a ticket! 👻🎟️🍿
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Happy GHOST GAME release day! VOD everywhere! Support indy horror!!
#horror #horrormovies #indy #indyfilm #grateful #gratitude
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My new flick Ghost Game is officially out now on VOD! 👻👻👻
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🎃 HALLOWEEN GIVEAWAY 🎃
Today marks 2 weeks til Halloween and I'm celebrating my current #Terrifier3 brainrot with an Art the Clown Funko Pop giveaway!
To enter: like, retweet and be following me
Winner determined by name generator on HALLOWEEN Thursday 10/31. Good luck! 🤡
