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Joined February 2018
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// but Marcy is the drama Queen. Cant help that- teapawt.net/vampiricroyalty/status…
Replying to @OfCursedCold
Tugging a small smile on her lips, Marceline looked at Simon’s features and nodded. She figured Simon didn’t want this kind of reunion. “Bass, to be exact.” She grasped the neck of her instrument and held it close. “Simon, would you like to sing with me?”
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//Hunson isn’t the only one who can make cringy dad jokes-
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“Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “Ice!” “Ice who?” “Well, that’s not very, n/ICE/ of you!”
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Yep. By a landslide.😂
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Goin to sleep! Night everyone!
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“Gunter! Who told you you could fly?” -Ice King, October 11th 2010
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“Hold on sir—“ He would walk past him and pull up a chair behind him “Please sit down. I need to speak my mind to you when it comes to Marceline. ...What was that about thanking me?” teapawt.net/soulsuckin/status/9643…
He stays still but smiles a bit creepily to Simon. “Normally, I would suck your soul right now—BUT! Since you've taken care of my girl, I owe you a huge thanks.” teapawt.net/OfCursedCold/status/96…
He would stare at him, showing signs of anger “Ohhh..! I have some words I have to say to you!” He’d begin curling up his sleeves, walking right towards him. teapawt.net/soulsuckin/status/9643…
“Wait.. Aren’t you Marceline’s dad..?” teapawt.net/soulsuckin/status/9642…
“I would vote for myself but.. The fries thing made it awkward.” teapawt.net/OfCursedCold/status/96…
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So- Who’s best dad to Marceline?—
0%Hunson
100%Simon
11 votes • Final results
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“I apologize for not being here. I shall try my best to do the opposite.” //Again, sorry everyone!
“Wha...? I’m back..? Has the crown malfunctioned?” Simon began feeling the crown on his head, before taking it off “Huh...”
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“Merry Valentine’s Day everyone!” It’s /H A P P Y/ Valentine’s Day.
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//Thinking maybe once in a while, I could change back to Simon every once in a while (temporarily of course).
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He was then placed onto said sofa, slowly beginning to relax and lay in it. Sighing in relief “Thank you Marcy!” He said like a child. teapawt.net/vampiricroyalty/status…
She watched him as he picked himself up from his own stupidity. Something she couldn’t bare watching, surprisingly. “Ugh, you old jerk.” She grabbed his arms and lifted him from the ground, flying him to the nearest sofa. teapawt.net/ofcursedcold/status/96…
“Hm.. Maybe I should join in the #SeductiveSunday trend!” SOMEONE STOP HIM PLEASE— SAVE THE TL FROM THE MENTAL SCARRING-
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He’d begin groaning, slowly getting off the ground “...Ugh... My head.. Guess I’m not doing that /either/ again..” He was a little wobbly, so he used the wall he ran into as support. teapawt.net/vampiricroyalty/status…
Replying to @VampiricRoyalty
— Another sigh. “Come on, Simon. You couldn’t embarrass yourself any further.”