Lucifer Morningstar.

Tʜᴀᴛ ᴛɪɴɢʟɪɴɢ ꜱᴇɴꜱᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴘɪɴᴇ? Iɴᴇᴠɪᴛᴀʙɪʟɪᴛʏ. Aɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙɪᴛ ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟᴇɢ? Fᴇᴀʀ. 》Rᴇꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ Aᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ 》Cʀᴏꜱꜱᴏᴠᴇʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ OCꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇᴅ 》Mɪʀʀᴏʀᴇᴅ Dᴇꜱᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴏɴ 》#Iᴄᴏɴ

He took a tiny nap, so what did he miss?

"Good, because I am much more exciting than whatever drivel that you decided was worth consuming."

It works every time. Turns towards her, so that he's draped across the chair. "Nothing in particular, but now that you're obviously not busy-"

She most certainly does not. Is subtly trying to get her attention.

He isn't going to let her get to him. Truly. He's just going to take a seat near her.

My, my. If it isn't his favorite princess.

Well, this is a surprise.

Their very existence is being threatened? Well, people should get some last minute sinning in. Wouldn't hurt to have a few extra toys to play with when he's forced back downstairs.

Is it a gift? He enjoys those.

Did someone order a devilishly handsome being? #SeductiveSunday

Touché.

If that is the required dress code, then he'll join her.

They're going to drink enough to kill an elephant.

He should probably ask why they're drinking before noon, but... He really doesn't want to.

He heard join. Y e s.

But, why?

|| Chloe, thinking vaguely violent thoughts: ... Lucifer: If I am killed by Chloe DO NOT PROSECUTE HER because SHE caught ME slipping!!! That is on me

If it makes her feel better, there's an infinite different versions of herself also going through it.

He is: impressed.