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Halloween, huh... I-It's not that I wouldn't wanna partake in these festivities. Honestly, stories and creativity flourish nonstop these days, it's hard not to imagine a tale of two cursed souls, romance with a vampire, a possessive werewolf partneโ€” ...Ugh! Nevermind!
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K-Kita-san?! Wait, please...! ๐Ÿ’ง [So loud, so many people... It's hard to get accostumed to it, but Kita-san was so excited to show her the festival. It's only natural it'd give her some courage to face her fears.] Where did you wanna start with anyways? T-There's so much...!
ใ€Œ๐ŸŽใ€This time of the year is her favorite. Festivals are everywhere and it's a classic tradition to visit all food and game stands. But going alone isn't fun. That's why she's dragging a certain someone with her. "โ€”Come on, Dober-san! It will be fun!"
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...Eh? [Her looks soften, shifting with surprise as she realized how she might've made Kita-san worry over nothing.] A-Ah, no, i-it's not... Everything is fine! No need to apologize, please. I'm sorry I've intimidated you? I was trying to beโ€”... Nevermind.
ใ€Œ๐ŸŽใ€She is particularly curious about her expression, her first guess is that she looks... Angry. Maybe her own presence is making her do that face!? "โ€”I'm sorry, Dober-san! Don't look at me like that, I was just passing by! I promise!"
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WAUGH?! [Oh that's tight. Really tight.] I-I-I am really happy to see you as well, T-Taiki...! I-If you will, p-please put me down...! ๐Ÿ’ง
WELL I'LL BE! ANOTHER ROOMIE!!! YEEEEEHHHAAAAAAAWWWW!!!! *BEAR HUG!!!!*
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...I can't believe myself. [It's been a day since the strange events concerning the Academy's statue and the Goddesses. It seems that she has passed out afterwards, awakening in the infirmary with nothing but shame about the incident.] I need to get my mind out of this...
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//this arc was fun, it was nice to return to villain of the week umatter.
*there is a buzzing sound* *there is only a loud buzzing sound* *a sound indicating that Mihono Bourbon has landed a hit* *it drowns out the sound of the orb shattering* *and then there is light* *so much light* *heat* *a blast wave of divine energy* +
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โ„๏ธ ๐•ฎ๐–”๐–”๐–‘๐–๐–Š๐–†๐–‰๐–Š๐–‰ ๐•ญ๐–Š๐–†๐–š๐–™๐–ž retweeted
*there is a buzzing sound* *there is only a loud buzzing sound* *a sound indicating that Mihono Bourbon has landed a hit* *it drowns out the sound of the orb shattering* *and then there is light* *so much light* *heat* *a blast wave of divine energy* +
*Using the final bullets allotted she drives the remaining hand away from the treasure. The thread of victory finally revealed itself.* *She repeated the words of her trainer as she thrust the training sword forward.* Your treasureโ€ฆ.. is ours!!!
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M-More? U-Uh, something like this...? M-Maybe...? [This is rather embarassing for her. And Mayano could probably tell, with the way this dejected puppy now looked like it had a massive tummyache instead.]
*she looked over to Dober who was clearly trying to mimic her technique! She wasnโ€™t doing a good job..* Dober-chan!! It needs more cuteness!! Your face looks angry and cold..~. It needs to be smug and smiley! Hehehe~.
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(๐Ÿ’ญ Is it really that simple...? W-Would it be cute too? Huh, maybe Ryan and Bright would like it...) [Without another word, she does as Mayano says. However, she seems a little too stiff... She looks offended and dejected rather than cute. ๐Ÿ’ง]
Mayas Umazing cute advice on how to get someoneโ€™s attention! Do this! Works every time~. Crouch down look up to them with big puppy eyes!! Oh! And you need your tail wagging!! It works on Brian so it works for anybody! Hehehe~! Thank me later~. Iโ€™m a genius~. ;3
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Excuse you? [Getting an apron.] Who do you think you are, demanding it like that? [Preparing the ingredients.] I swear, some people are just so spoiled! [Getting rid of the edges of the bread.] Give me a break, as if anybody would listen... [Served!] Next time say please! Got it?
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โ„๏ธ ๐•ฎ๐–”๐–”๐–‘๐–๐–Š๐–†๐–‰๐–Š๐–‰ ๐•ญ๐–Š๐–†๐–š๐–™๐–ž retweeted
*the changer of ways continues to grow in his influence, his โ€œpolished gemsโ€ roam the campus as servants of the masters will* Soon All will be mine *he holds up the orb* With no gods to stop me this time
*the statue has grown* *it speaks with its mouth, a deep smooth sound that would be comforting if it didnโ€™t make your hairs stand on end* SOULS! Umamusume have beautiful souls. Magnificent colors, ones that the Umamusume themselves cannot comprehend. Fire and passion +
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You. Come with me. I would like to talk with you and I will not take a "No" for an answer. [? You could swear you saw something strange coming from her...]
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โ„๏ธ ๐•ฎ๐–”๐–”๐–‘๐–๐–Š๐–†๐–‰๐–Š๐–‰ ๐•ญ๐–Š๐–†๐–š๐–™๐–ž retweeted
D-Dober told me to come to the fountain... W-Will the Goddesses fix my issโ€” [ Rice stares at the new statue, confused. This wasn't the sight she was expecting to see. ] ...W-Whaโ€”? W-Where's the Goddesses statue...?
*the statue has grown* *it speaks with its mouth, a deep smooth sound that would be comforting if it didnโ€™t make your hairs stand on end* SOULS! Umamusume have beautiful souls. Magnificent colors, ones that the Umamusume themselves cannot comprehend. Fire and passion +
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*the statue has grown* *it speaks with its mouth, a deep smooth sound that would be comforting if it didnโ€™t make your hairs stand on end* SOULS! Umamusume have beautiful souls. Magnificent colors, ones that the Umamusume themselves cannot comprehend. Fire and passion +
*something else has taken their place* *was it three? Or was it always one*
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...What's this? [The proud Mejiro could've sworn she heard some nonsense a moment ago. Souls? Colors? Get rid of some sort of uglyness? This wasn't like the warmth she felt whenever the Goddess "spoke", so to say.] Now, what's this about? Is this some sort of demand?
*the statue has grown* *it speaks with its mouth, a deep smooth sound that would be comforting if it didnโ€™t make your hairs stand on end* SOULS! Umamusume have beautiful souls. Magnificent colors, ones that the Umamusume themselves cannot comprehend. Fire and passion +
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[She continues to run, unbothered. Heels stomping against the ground beneath, pace steady, without hiccups... After a while, Dober would slow down as she approaches the finish line, satisfied. One sigh later, and the girl's expression would finally soften again.]
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