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Mortimer Albert Beanz

@Offical_Beanz

Smol n nerdy Fennic Bat Fox form the UK who often gets smooshed.

Joined November 2015
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DerpyFox@DerpyFoxPlayz5 Nov 2024
Streamer BTMC Bought a Lunchly because he thought all the posts about the moldy cheese were fake just to find moldy Cheese within his Lunchly
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Patrick Chovanec@prchovanec1 Nov 2024
Buying Microsoft stock, because it’s 1984.
Harrison Krank (@HarrisonKrank) profile pictureHarrison Krank
@HarrisonKrank1 Nov 2024
You wake up Nov 6 and these are the results what are you doing?
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Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11 ) has endorsed Kamala Harris
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Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) profile pictureCharlie Kirk
@charliekirk1130 Oct 2016
If you haven't yet decided in this election, don't vote for someone the FBI is investigating and might go to prison.
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Lorraine@reallorraine2 Nov 2024
C*nt
Xpose Trophy Hunting (@XposeTrophyHunt) profile pictureXpose Trophy Hunting@XposeTrophyHunt1 Nov 2024
Mother of 2, Nicole Sanders (Georgia) 'harvested' her '1st bear.' You murdered a cub, you simpleton. Stop using euphemisms. Say it as it is. 🤬RT #BanTrophyHunting @SARA2001NOOR @Angelux1111 @Gail7175 @DidiFrench @Lin11W @Protect_Wldlife
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korey bruh@koreybruhyt1 Nov 2024
Fucking scary Lorax deleted scene…
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selma😜@selmacashmoney1 Nov 2024
oh fuck
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selma😜 (@selmacashmoney) profile pictureselma😜@selmacashmoney30 Oct 2024
the costume vs the inspiration
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Barack Obama
@BarackObama1 Nov 2024
Thank you @KingJames for using your voice to make clear what’s at stake. Listen to LeBron, make sure you vote.
LeBron James (@KingJames) profile pictureLeBron James
@KingJames31 Oct 2024
What are we even talking about here?? When I think about my kids and my family and how they will grow up, the choice is clear to me. VOTE KAMALA HARRIS!!!
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Guys sugar has gotten too sweet :(
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Ra✨🦋 (@itssimplyangel) profile picture
Ra✨🦋@itssimplyangel1 Nov 2024
Violet & Gottmik as Spongebob and Squidward 😭
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WitchDoctorDB (@db_witch) profile picture
WitchDoctorDB
@db_witch30 Oct 2024
Russia: Google you are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@Dexerto30 Oct 2024
A Russian court has fined Google $2,500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ($2.5 decillion) for blocking their content on YouTube
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Blue Georgia (@BlueGeorgia) profile picture
Blue Georgia
@BlueGeorgia30 Oct 2024
It's easy to forget how insane the stuff Trump says is sometimes because there's so much of it. Thanks, Jimmy Kimmel.
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glen tennis@theeahsee31 Oct 2024
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Liam O'Brien@VoiceOfOBrien30 Oct 2024
Very old, very dangerous playbook. Vote.
The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) profile pictureThe Daily Show
@TheDailyShow30 Oct 2024
Trump: I’m not a Nazi Also Trump:
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I reiterate
Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE (@BDaveWalters) profile pictureNon-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE@BDaveWalters6 Oct 2024
This is why Conservative 'humor' never works
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Jonathan@jonthann_28 Oct 2024
I said what I said
Save Our Citizenships (@LetsStopC9) profile pictureSave Our Citizenships
@LetsStopC928 Oct 2024
“Why is trying to give water to innocent starved victims a crime punishable by death from Israel?” Four Oxfam engineers were travelling through Gaza in their clearly marked vehicle with prior approval from Israel, but unsurprisingly, Israel bombed and murdered these engineers…
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CerberusXt@CerberusXt29 Oct 2024
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Brendan May
@bmay29 Oct 2024
This is absolutely stupendous I won’t spoil it for you. Watch to the last line.
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Matt Lieb??@mattlieb29 Oct 2024
It’s so funny to watch Zionists interacting with people outside of their psychopathic bubble and forgetting that the rest of the planet isn’t foaming at the mouth for Arab blood.
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@Acyn29 Oct 2024
Girdusky to Hasan: I hope your beeper doesn’t go off
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M1das
@M1das_OW229 Oct 2024
yall do not update the app
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