The social media account to spread the word about HIPPA, not to be confused with the fictional HIPAA, or hippos. 🦛 (parody)
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This is NOT what the national guard is for. You people are insane. You have no idea what you’re doing here.
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For the record, I don’t have an issue with them ejecting fans protesting and causing a scene. But this statement just makes me wildly disappointed with and embarrassed by my team. Again.
Hating what Israel is doing is NOT antisemitic and does NOT mean you hate Jews. #stlblues
Every post we see on this app is more annoying and infuriating than the last. Election Day can’t come soon enough. Also, @elonmusk, your biased algorithm sucks dick—The Director
Get to know your HIPPA agents! These friendly and dedicated professionals are here to protect your privacy at all costs! #HIPPA 🤫 🤐
Hi, this is the Director of HIPPA. The privacy of all Americans matters including and especially what’s under their skirts and/or trousers. Leave trans people alone. You can think it’s weird all you want, but they still have rights.
In addition, they make up a tiny percentage of Americans so conservatives posting about them incessantly is both deranged and shows a complete disconnect with society.
People don’t care who’s got a tallywacker. They care about affording groceries and rent and gas. Yet none of these dumbasses in the GOP even try to fix that. No, they know they’re screwed on the important issues so they throw everything at things that don’t matter, like what bathroom you use.
Thank you, and as we say at HIPPA, “mind your own damn business.”
We’ve noticed a sudden surge of interest in our social media account and we just wanted to say please ignore any political posts. Agent Granger forgot to log into his account before posting that stuff. We’re bipartisan. Don’t cut our funding, please.
Hey @elonmusk my feed is nothing but right wing misinformation including you. Can you fix that?
Lmao wasn’t expecting to piss off MAGA this hard. I just wish they weren’t mostly bots. #MAGAtards #TrumpSucks #FuckICE
This guy calls himself a Christian but thinks it’s cool for guys to brag about spying on underage girls. I think Jesus would [redacted] your [redacted] until you stopped [redacted] you sick pedophile.
Wow this is a pretty brazen violation of HIPPA, Mr. Musk. Also thank you for not trying to defund us.
This. This is a badge of honor. This made the $11 worth it. #CatturdVsCatturd
Why the fuck don’t we have more followers? This is an important government agency providing an important service to Americans. You can’t have privacy without us! #HIPPA
Spawn doesn’t understand what our agency does or what the HIPPA act does. Don’t be like Spawn. If you see a HIPPA violation online, be like @3YearLetterman and report it to make the interwebs safe for all.
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Blue check marks are an absolute scam. I tried paying my $11 and it just says “processing check back later” for literal weeks! Gimme my money back, @elonmusk you pathetic thieving weasel!
Hi there! Just wanted to let you all know that Cara Castrowhatever and Caroline Leave It grossly violated HIPPA by discussing Pres. Trump’s health like this, which is protected private information under HIPPA. It’s also wildly untrue. But we don’t care about that part.
@CaraCastronuova should just go ahead and turn herself in.
