I have no interest in Farage’s latest victimhood. But why do they say prayers in Parliament? I didn’t know that, surprised “patriots” haven’t kicked off there’s not a full Mass before starting the childish bickering. Or is that not allowed because something something Muslims?
FFS I thought I’d got to the end of the fairy porn series and now Twitter is telling me she’s released another one? Who is left to yearn after some bloke with wings? Oh God, not the drip sister?
What the fuck have I just watched?
And some people think our PM is making the country look bad by going on TV to raise money for a cancer charity …
Penneth_Official (she/her) #ChildlessCatLady retweeted
I have an idea for a new TV show. It’s about an English professor that travels through time correcting everyone’s grammar.
It’s called, "Dr. Whom".
Seems to me that being a mixed race woman who married a prince is a bigger crime than abusing underage girls. Shall we blame Meghan for the nonce formally known as Prince Andrew as well?
Why didn’t any of the senior Royals work with vulnerable children to atone for Andrew’s abuse? Meghan is well aware that the royal family has form for covering up for paedos. The media are now attacking her instead of her father so do you blame her for not going public?
So Prince William appeared on Graham Norton’s celeb chat show to promote a worthy initiative.
Yay! He’s so relatable!
Andy Burnham went on Gogglebox to raise money for a cancer charity.
Boo! He’s an attention seeking fraud.
Make it make sense?
Penneth_Official (she/her) #ChildlessCatLady retweeted
Jeez, people, stop being so mean about Katie Zacharia.
Language isn’t her first language.
My first media briefing as the new White House Press Secretary went really well. I’m so good at it, I got the whole thing done in 14 minutes.
#KatieZacharia #LizTruss #Lettuce #Titleofyoursextape
Dear Diary, my new job vetting candidates for Reform UK is going very well … what a charming and articulate bunch they are.
The tweet from @Ben_Bradley_32 trying to justify the ITV exposure of Reform PLC’s knuckle dragging racists is a masterclass in how not to do crisis communications. Who the hell advises them, Mr. Blobby? (Apologies to Blobby, he’s far too articulate for Reform).
Penneth_Official (she/her) #ChildlessCatLady retweeted
Green finch and linnet bird, nightingale, blackbird, how is it you sing?
Novelty avian automaton. #Molly
The knuckle dragging racists, sorry proud patriots, logging onto Twitter tonight must be even more confused than usual. It was their hero Nigel who was going to STOP THE BOTS. Not that nasty woke Zelenskyy.
Cut her some slack, maybe there was an expensive bird automaton attached to the door and the flight attendant wouldn’t let her have it … #KellyClarkaon #Molly #ArtofPlay
Selma Blair was arrested Sunday after an alleged violent incident aboard a Delta flight from Los Angeles to New York:
• Blair allegedly tried to open the plane door mid-flight, punched one flight attendant and bit another
• She was taken into custody after landing and transported to a hospital for evaluation
• Both flight attendants reported injuries, with one receiving hospital treatment
variety.com/2026/film/news/s…
Kelly Clarkson’s new single just dropped. #Molly #ArtofPlay













