
Bless this mess #Flyeaglesfly
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tamales used to be $12 a dozen but all the abuelitas passed away so now we got the tias taxing em for $30 a dozen but all
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GHK-Cu reset genes from a cancer patient back to a healthy state and people still think all it does is give you better skin.
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Parents, PLEASE check your kids’ Halloween candy. I just found a Snickers bar filled with Justin Herbert interceptions.
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The stripper loves me. The barista loves me. The bartender loves me. I’m just lovable
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The premiere episode of HBO's 'HARRY POTTER' series will reportedly be 2 hours, 5 minutes long and premieres on December 25, 2026.
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can’t even be bothered to find out what the $12.99 is from apple anymore
whatever bro just take it I got a lot going on
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food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
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Shane Steichen head coach, Jim Schwartz defensive coordinator, Jeff Stoutland offensive line coach I’ve seen 2027.
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NASA releases insane new image of Helix Nebula.
700 light-years away from us.
It's the closest nebula to Earth.
Constantly watching us.
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I don’t think we need two factor authorization to sign up for the Jersey Mike’s reward program. I think we can play that one a little loose.










































