Rugby Union

Forget the scrum, or money ruining the game, the single worst thing in world rugby is the South African blazer. #greenandyellowmonstrosity

Remember, today we will be sporting our new lilac and puce shirts. They will be available in clearance buckets and JJB Sport from Monday.

Cometh the hour, cometh the shackle draggers. Who's looking forward to whupping @QuadeCooper and his yellow-bellied comrades?

Are you looking forward to the @RugbyLeagueWC? We'll be watching it too, if there's nothing good on Ceefax. #justalotofwhippetsandflatcaps

I hope you enjoy our new away kit, which is inspired by Victorian swimming costumes: http://t.co/bQhFOKzyI1 #wejustneedthemoustachesnow