I like to get down on some cat. I also crack myself up. Not sure these are all pronouns: alien/life/form
Joined August 2024
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Son Heung-min's reaction after getting the 1st pick in LAFC's NFL fantasy football league π
Incredible ππΊπΈ
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Breaking my no-screenshot rule to say: I justβ¦canβt imagine living like this, where as something as simple as a fast food meal out with family becomes a tribal political statement and an opportunity to clout chase. Absolutely cancerous.
Alf retweeted
I always thought he preferred 5 Guys
Took my family to @SteaknShake tonight for the first time. MAHA meal. Seed oil free. Grass fed, grass finished beef. Beef tallow fries. Real milk milkshake. Kids loved it.
10/10 would recommend π
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I mean, I don't like Karoline Leavitt at all but it's pretty cool how her dad showed up to help her on her last day.
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This video is wild. US Marshals were trying to conduct a raid in Missouri, but the balcony had other plans.
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didn't realize how much i needed daryl dike kicking the cover off of through balls from antoine griezmann until right now
π£πΊπΈ BREAKING: Orlando City is finalizing a deal to sign forward Daryl Dike, bringing the American back to the club he broke out with, per sources
Dike left West Brom this summer. He joined West Brom from Orlando for a deal worth around $9.5 million nytimes.com/athletic/7445316β¦
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Jones: We are the most powerful country in the world⦠what is the use in developing and creating and sacrificing for that power if you can't use it to fix the most egregious wrongs like whatever a red card is.
Perino: President Trump should do a flyover over the stadium.
