@OffmyEd
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It's 45 years since the best ever account of an attempted crime. From the Edinburgh Evening News, 18 August 1978.
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Replying to @RichmondPkCycle
That's the engine and gearbox there in the photo (?)
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QUIZ TIME: What destroyed Ham Gate? Was it: a) a bicycle b) a motorbike c) a Mercedes GLA compact SUV with personalised numberplates No prizes if you guessed ‘c’! Here’s what we know so far⬇️
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Ne’er was a truer word spoke
Andrew Rawnsley@andrewrawnsley10 Jun 2023
Boris Johnson scuttles away from his flagrant crimes, like a whingeing guilty schoolboy theguardian.com/commentisfre…

Boris Johnson scuttles away from his flagrant crimes, like a whingeing guilty schoolboy | Andrew...

He is taking the coward’s way out by quitting the Commons because he calculated that he was going to be sacked from parliament

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I thought Primoz Roglic was riding the #Giro #Slovenia
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Almost a hole in one Wordle 626 2/6 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Imagine if the Brexit slogan had been 'Let them eat turnips'. Would they have won 52%?
Jason Groves@JasonGroves123 Feb 2023
Environment Sec Therese Coffey suggests people complaining about the tomato shortage should consider eating turnips instead, saying it's 'important we cherish the specialisms we have in this country'
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Every single person who confuses correlation and causation ends up dying.
Sir Greg Hands@GregHands12 Feb 2023
People more likely to be victims of crime in Labour-run areas, new study shows. telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/02…

People more likely to be victims of crime in Labour-run areas

Labour Police and Crime Commissioners oversee double the rate of robbery offences when compared with those in Conservative control

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Dear @marmite what have you done to the consistency of our hallowed spread? It now shreds my morning toast
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🚨LETTUCE COMEBACK: ‘I was never given a chance to implement my green agenda. All you saw was the tip of the iceberg.’
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My column on the bailiffs and British Gas. The firm has deployed that old questionable classic of an apology: “This is not who we are” theguardian.com/commentisfre…

‘It’s not who we are,’ wails British Gas. Sorry but when you’re using bailiffs to install meters,...

It’s not the only company filling its boots while poor people have to pay more for electricity. Luckily Grant Shapps is on hand to look busy, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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It’s becoming clear that this will be a massive test of Rishi Sunak’s desire & ability to distance himself from the moral corruption of Boris Johnson’s premiership. If he fails to act - or acts too late - it will do him enormous harm.
Dan Neidle
@DanNeidle21 Jan 2023
Full credit to The @Independent for publishing, in full, the legal threats they received from Zahawi when running their original story in July. independent.co.uk/news/uk/po…
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🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #17 🌟 Length Score: 100% 💫 Rare long word found! 🚀 Letter Score: 76 🔗 Play Wordiply: wordiply.com 🎬 Today's starter: 🄺🄸🄽🄶
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🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #14 🌟 Length Score: 100% 💫 Rare long word found! 🚀 Letter Score: 51 🔗 Play Wordiply: wordiply.com 🎬 Today's starter: 🄲🄾🅆
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This really does make me feel old.
I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏'
@Ilovenostalgia31 Dec 2022
The worst shower ever…
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Replying to @holland_tom
Bring on the French.
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World Cup FACT: Messi is only the second Mister Men character to have played in a World Cup finals following Gianfranco Topsiturvi's appearance for Italy in 1938.
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I'm darn tootin' @offmyed@universeodon.com
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