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she/her. βœ¦βΊβ‚Šβœ©β˜½β‹† π•­π–‘π–”π–”π–‰π–‘π–šπ–˜π–™ π•­π–†π–‡π–ž β‹†β˜Ύβœ©βΊβ‚Šβœ¦ α΄›α΄œΙ΄α΄‡κœ±. ɴᴇᴑ ʏᴏʀᴋ Ι’Ιͺα΄€Ι΄α΄›κœ±. κœ±α΄€Κ€α΄„α΄€κœ±α΄›Ιͺα΄„ ʙᴀɴᴛᴇʀ. 𝓗𝓸𝓡𝓡π“ͺπ“·π“Έπ“ΏπŸ˜Œ beem: @ ohalicezelda

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Joined October 2009
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Do you know what this means? we’re gonna see one of the most ironic and important scenes between Ilya and Troy on screen 😭😭
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I am in air jail somewhere over the Pacific and already getting restless… so giving this another go. Please be nice πŸ₯° ngl.link/ohalicezelda/clo
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Being on fucking leave. Like I love my job but ya girl is so burnt out so having a long break is so good. I’m going to spend the next few weeks fucking around with my friends and doing stupid shit and I can’t waaaait. Also thank youπŸ₯Ί GO GIANTSπŸŽ‰
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michelle@chlorophormgirlOct 27
They’re making potholes on purpose so my boobs bounce
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Sorry angels. The only spicy I will do is what I post on the TL from time to time.🫢 extremely flattering tho ngl
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I certainly enjoy life, that’s for sure πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡
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Awww thank you. I’m not cool in the slightest but i appreciate you all the same 🀭
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Sleepy Hollow, Halloweentown, Hocus Pocus, Practical Magic etc etc. I am a wimp and won’t watch scary movies lol
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Awww that’s so sweet! Thank you πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί
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Oh idk, the fucking W number being higher than the L number ?! Idk what Harbaugh is putting in their protein shakes but keep it up.
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Oh man I laugh at myself constantly. Idk what the last good one was but a memorable one was when a bunch of friends and I went to a pizzeria for dinner and got drunk and when it came time to leave I tripped down an entire flight of stairs. Was completely unharmed but it was funny
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The cuntiest shade of pink available
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Eaaaaasy. @algorithmsayshi and @RayRockyDog 😎
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Geez how do you narrow that down?! 1) LE GRILL?! What the hell is that?! 2) PUT IT IN H! 3) Monorail 4) the xfiles episode 5) No TV and no beer make Homer something something .. There’s probably more but that’s what came to mind first lol
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Not intending to sound judgemental or whatever but nah lol.
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Depends who you are Anon, but I’d probably just win πŸ’…πŸ»
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That depends. I am all for making new friends if we have similar interests and things like that. But if it’s intended as a date, I am not actively dating right now.
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I am extremely unqualified to have these types of answers but I guess egg?
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sammi.@fxckjijjiforfunOct 28
i did that because i’m insane, next question.
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